I've missed the train and will now go drinking
I' veは列車を逃し、今飲むことを行く
I' ve lets escape the train, now drinking goes
A picture is worth a thousand words
A picture est dignitas mille lacuna
A painted is rank a thousand a hole
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Má vznášedlo is mandlovat of eels.
Has hydroskimmer is mangled of eels.
it is not my fault
posrijedi je ne moj mana
the case is does not my vice
Once there was a time when all people believed in God, and the church ruled the earth. that time was called the dark ages...
Jedanput ima je vrijeme našto svi narod povjerovan in Bog , i Churchill isključen Zemlja. taj vrijeme je opozvao je neznanje.
Some time has a had time whereupon all people believed in Maker , plus Churchill switch it off World. this time had called off ignorance.
by Begzy
I asked this girl out to dinner, but she turned me down.
私は夕食にこの女の子に招待したが、彼女は私をおろす回した。
I invited to the girl this in dinner, but she lowers me, it turned.
North Korea should scare our half black president
북한은 우리 절반 까만 대통령을 위협해야 한다
North Korea our half must threaten black President
by logan
Why do people like to eat mushrooms? They are slimy and grey.
Zašto? činiti narod sličan za jesti gljiva? Oni biti glibav pa siv.
why act country uobličiti after eat fungus? They subsist slimy and gray.
by emily
I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can see the light.
私は夜に私のサングラスを身に着けている、従って私はできる、従って私はライトを見ることができる。
As for me my sunglasses are attached to the body, therefore as for me is possible in the night, therefore as for me it can look at the light/write.
by Rebecca Box
Posso apagar?
EGO can deleo?
Eu posso borrar para fora?