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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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The cake is a lie!
« Croatian »
torta je laž!
cake had untruth!
Esse filho da puta é burro mesmo, pois, cu não tem acento, e não é por culpa da reforma ortográfica!
« English »
This son of puta is same donkey, therefore, cu does not have accent, and it is not for guilt of the ortográfica reform!
Este filho do puta é o mesmo asno, conseqüentemente, o cu não tem o acento, e não é para a culpa da reforma do ortográfica!
by Prof. Carvalho
As I was walking with my girl friend, a bird shit on my head.
« Korean »
나가 나의 여자 친구와 걷는 때, 새는 나의 머리에 똥눴다.
Went out and when with the girl friend walking, in my head which dawns the excrements evacuated.
There are six levels of fatness: Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, Damn, and Oh, Hell No!
« Korean »
비만의 6개 수준이 있다: , 그리고 오오 크고, 건강하고, 거칠고, 푹신하고, 지독한, 나락 아니오!
There are 6 levels of obesity: And come to be big, was healthy, was rough, thoroughly the liege man, severe, hell no!
by thathquatch
When my mother asked me if I wanted to eat a banana while I was wearing a tutu, I declined and asked for a pineapple instead.
« Icelandic »
Hvenær minn móðir skáhallur mig ef ÉG vilja til borða a banani á meðan ÉG var þreytandi a ballettpils , ÉG hnignun og skáhallur fyrir a ananas í staðinn.
When my mother slanting myself maybe I chance eat a banana meanwhile I var weary a tutu , I decline and slanting pay lip service to a pineapple instead.
I woke up this morning with a massive hangover.
« German »
Ich wachte heute morgen mit einem massiven Kater auf.
I woke up this morning with a substantial tomcat.
Why does it always rain on an otherwise perfect day?
« Portuguese »
Por que chove sempre em um dia de outra maneira perfeito?
Why it rains always in one day in another perfect way?
Koman Coulibaly saved our asses!
« Slovenian »
Koman Coulibaly zaščititi svoj zbrati!
Piece Coulibaly save your sober-minded!
I smoke weed, so what ? I am not a nerd, just a philosophy major.
« Korean »
잡초가, 이렇게 무엇 나에 의하여 연기가 나는가? 나는 얼간이, 다만 철학 메이저가 아니다.
Is the weed born, in compliance with what me like this the smoke? Me are not the bonehead and only philosophic major.
No, I am your father.
« Japanese »
いいえ、私はあなたの父である。
Calling you obtain, I am your father.
Nice shirts like you!