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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I would rather throw myself in front of a train
« Portuguese »
Eu jogar-me-ia um pouco na frente de um trem
I would play a little in the front of a train
Testamos as cervejas sem álcool
« Russian »
Мы испытываем пив без спирта
Nós que nós experimentamos beber sem álcool
your face, your ass, whats the difference?
« Welsh »
'ch gwynebu , 'ch asen whats 'r gwahaniaeth?
' dogs face , ' dogs rib whats ' group difference?
by cooz
a pipa do vovo nao sobe mais
« Greek »
ο σωλήνας του vovo δεν ανεβαίνει περισσότερων
o vovo da tubulação não vai acima de mais
random funny shit
« Czech »
náhoda komický hovno
hazard quizzical shit
come to bed madison, its time to fuck
« Japanese »
マディソン、性交する時間を寝かせることを来られる
Madison, being able to lay down the time when it has sexual intercourse you come
so she told me to come over, and I took that trip and then she pulled out my mushroom tip, and, when it came out, it went drip, drip, drip I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe, kung-foo grip
« Japanese »
そう彼女はやって来るために、私がその旅行を取り、それから彼女が私のきのこの先端を引き出したことを私に言い、 そして、出て来たときに、それは滴り、滴り、滴り行った I didn' tは彼女にG.I.ジョーのkung-fooのグリップがあったことを知っている
So, her in order to come being popular, I take the travelling, the fact that then she pulled out the point of my mushroom is called to me, when and, coming out, I didn' where that drips, drips, drips and goes; t has known that it is the grip of kung-foo of the G.I. jaw in her
И может быть это так глупо, В предельную цель возводить Наивную детскую сказку, Но ради нее стоит жить!
« English »
And there can be this so foolishly, into the maximum purpose to raise naive children's fairy tale, But it is worthwhile to live for it!
И могут быть это настолько сдуру, в максимальную цель поднять наивнонатуралистическое children' сказка s, но стояще для того чтобы жить для его!
I am sick and tired of your bullshit.
« German »
Ich bin krank und von Ihrem Bullshit müde.
I am ill and from your bulletin hit tired.
by Jeremy
Kittens are my overlords.
« Japanese »
子ネコは私の大君主である。
The child cat is my large monarch.
Nice shirts like you!