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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I asked this girl out to dinner, but she turned me down.
« Japanese »
私は夕食にこの女の子に招待したが、彼女は私をおろす回した。
I invited to the girl this in dinner, but she lowers me, it turned.
You look like a nice piece of ass. Won't you come over and hop on my knob.
« Russian »
Вы смотрите как славная часть ишака. Won' t вы приходите сверх и подпрыгиваете на моей ручке.
You regard the glorious part of the ass. Won' t you come over and you jump on my knob.
Get me a dirty drink babe
« Japanese »
私に汚れた飲み物の可愛い人を見つけてあげなさい
The beverage which becomes dirty in me finding the person lovely
the pleasure of your visit is exceeded only by the pleasure of your departure
« Chinese (traditional) »
您的參觀樂趣由您的離開樂趣仅超出
Your visit pleasure leaves the pleasure by you only to surpass
by kevin mummery
Cut the crap!
« Chinese (traditional) »
切開胡扯!
The incision talks nonsense!
by HilkMAN
My boyfriend is a man of sound mind, body and soul.
« Turkish »
benim erkek arkadaþ bkz. be a adam -in saðlam us , beden ve ruh.
my boyfriend bkz. hi a man den sound state of mind , trunk and soul.
Transform and roll out!
« Chinese (traditional) »
變換並且鋪開!
And the transformation unfolds!
Vai, vai, vai, vai, vai, ná ná ná, ná ná ná, vai vai vai vai, ná ná ná ná ná ná, vai vai vai vai...
« Finnish »
Se goes , se goes , se goes , se goes , se goes , kotona ainoa kotona ainoa kotona , ainoa kotona ainoa kotona goes goes goes goes , kotona ainoa kotona ainoa kotona ainoa kotona ainoa kotona ainoa kotona goes goes goes goes…
Vai, ele vai, ele vai, ele vai, ele vai, dentro somente dentro somente dentro, simplesmente dentro somente em vai vai vai vai, dentro somente dentro somente dentro somente dentro somente dentro somente em vai vai vai vai…
by Deyvis
i have an incredibly silly condom in my pocket
« Japanese »
私に私のポケットで非常に愚かなコンドームがある
In me there is a very foolish condom with my pocket
by menatwork
I like to eat mexican cheese, because it tastes fantastic.
« German »
Ich mag mexikanischen Käse essen, weil er fantastisch schmeckt.
I may eat Mexican cheese, because he tastes fantastisch.
Nice shirts like you!