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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Du hast sehr schöne Augen!
« Czech »
Tebe mít dokonalý pøekrásný eyes!
Sie halten erhabene schöne Augen!
by Angie
You shit-faced cock master!
« Italian »
Merda-avete affrontato il padrone del rubinetto!
Merda-you have faced the master of the tap!
plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.
« German »
Plumpsplumps Fizz Fizz oh, eine welche Entlastung es ist.
Plumpsplumps Fizz Fizz oh, which discharge it is.
I really need to use the bathroom but I am just too lazy to get off my chair and go.
« Italian »
Realmente devo usare la stanza da bagno ma sono appena troppo pigro per togliermi dalla mia sedia e per andare.
I really must use the room from I bathe but they are hardly too much lazy in order to remove themselves from my chair and in order to go.
by Jennk
To be or not to be that is the question.
« Chinese (traditional) »
生存还是毁灭那是問題。
The survival destroys that is a question.
by Cameron
my implement of fornication is pointing vertically in the invisible element that we call air
« Japanese »
密通の私の道具は見えない要素で私達が空気を呼ぶこと縦に指している
The denseness it points my instrument thing vertically we call the air with the element which is not visible
You have a big ass
« German »
Sie haben einen großen Esel
They have a large donkey
by peter
you killed my father, prepare to die
« Japanese »
私の父を、死ぬことを準備する殺した
The fact that it dies is prepared killed my father,
Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life; Whole misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their death bury their parents' strife. The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love, And the continuance of their parents' rage, Which, but their children's end, nought could remove, Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage; The which if you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
« Welsh »
'n ddau dylwythau , ill dau yn gyffelyb i mewn balchder , I mewn ffair Verona , ble gorweddasom 'n golygfa , Chan 'n hen gwarafun dorri at 'n grai gwrthryfela , Ble 'n ddinesig chrau makes 'n ddinesig balfau 'n aflan. Chan forth 'r 'n anaelau llwynau chan hyn 'n ddau caseion Bâr chan seren - chroesa d cariadau chymer 'n hwy buchedd Chrynswth misadventured piteous overthrows Gwna ag 'n hwy addoed chladd 'n hwy rhieni ' chyfrysedd. 'r 'n angiriol dramwyfa chan 'n hwy addoed - farcia d cara , A 'r barhad chan 'n hwy rhieni ' derfysgu , A , namyn 'n hwy blant s darfod nought could dynnu , Ydy awron 'r 'n ddau horiau ' fasnacha chan 'n chwaraefwrdd 'r a ai 'ch ag chlaf chlustiau ddilyn , Beth 'ma shall fetha , 'n lafuria shall ymdrech at atgyweiria.
' heartburn two households , both likely in glory , In fair Verona , plea we lay ' heartburn scene , With ' heartburn old forbid break to ' heartburn new rebel , Plea ' heartburn civil hole makes ' heartburn civil palms ' heartburn unclean. With ics ' group ' heartburn pain loins with this ' heartburn two haters He Causes with star I cross heartburn lovers he takes ' heartburn they life Mass misadventured piteous overthrows Do with ' heartburn they death he buries ' heartburn they parents ' conflict. ' group ' heartburn fearful passage with ' heartburn they death I mark heartburn I love , I Go ' group continuance with ' heartburn they parents ' riot , I Go , except ' heartburn they children sound perish nought could pull , He Is being now ' group ' heartburn two hours ' I do business with ' heartburn stage ' group I go or ' dogs with sick person ears follow , Thing here shall I fail , ' heartburn I labor shall he wrestles to I repair.
by James
I really like that light on the desk
« Hungarian »
ÉN igazán ilyen könnyű -on iskolapad
AM I really like that floaty on student desk
Nice shirts like you!