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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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i knocked up your mother. heck yes!
« Japanese »
私はあなたの母の上でたたいた。 はい経糸ガイド!
I hit on your mother. It is, the warp guide!
upon this day the pedestal read: my name is ozimendius, king of kings. I looked over the water ye mighty and saw thy God.
« Croatian »
na ovaj dan podnožje čitanje : Ime mi je ozimendius , kralj od kraljevanje. JA onaj koji ima privlačnu pojavu na sjaj svile ye jak i pila thy Bog.
at an this day sole learn : My name is ozimendius , throne with kingship. I looker at an water ye unquenchable plus saw thy Maker.
i was like baby baby baby ohhhh like baby baby baby ohh baby baby baby ohh i thought you would always be mine, mine
« Japanese »
私はohh Iが考えた赤ん坊の赤ん坊の赤ん坊のohhの赤ん坊の赤ん坊の赤ん坊のような赤ん坊の赤ん坊の赤ん坊のohhhhのよう私の物の鉱山常にであることをだった
I like ohhhh of the baby of the baby of the baby like the baby of the baby of the baby of ohh of the baby of the baby of the baby whom ohh I thought the mine of my ones was to be always
by Ella Brown
You're starting to piss me off, you piggly son of a bitch! Call me!
« Czech »
You're trhnutí až k moè mne do konce , tebe praseèí chlívek èubèí syn! Èerpat mne!
You're wrenching to water me to the end , you sty son-of-a-bitch! Tank me!
by AD2353
Eu amo minha esposa
« English »
I love my wife
Eu amo minha esposa
by Ecamargo
my implement of fornication is pointing vertically in the invisible element that we call air
« Japanese »
密通の私の道具は見えない要素で私達が空気を呼ぶこと縦に指している
The denseness it points my instrument thing vertically we call the air with the element which is not visible
You have a big ass
« German »
Sie haben einen großen Esel
They have a large donkey
by peter
just who the hell do you think i am!
« Japanese »
あるかちょうどだれが私を考えるか!
Someone thinks of me exactly whether certain?
by .
I throw up on roller-coasters.
« French »
Je jette vers le haut sur des montagnes russes.
I throw upwards on Russian mountains.
This is an awesome sandwich.
« Greek »
Αυτό είναι ένα τρομερό σάντουιτς.
This is a terrible sandwich.
Nice shirts like you!