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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Knock knock. Who's there?
« German »
Schlagschlag. Who' s dort?
Impact impact. Who' s there?
by Nicole
God, grant me the serenity, to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference
« Japanese »
神は、私に私が変えることができない事を受け入れるために平静を、相違を知っても私が、知恵いい事を変える勇気許可し
As for God, difference knowing calmness, in order to accept the fact that I cannot change into me, but I the courage which changes intelligence good thing permit,
by Nicole
I don't speak French, so I use bad translators.
« French »
I don' ; t parlent français, ainsi j'utilise de mauvais traducteurs.
I don& #039; T speak French, thus j' use bad translators.
by emily
Why do you keep coming back?
« German »
Warum halten Sie zurückzukommen?
Why do you hold to return?
eu sou um bolinho de arroz, minhas perninhas vieram só depois
« Chinese (simplified) »
我是米曲奇饼,我以后只来了的矿perninhas
Eu sou o bolinho do arroz, mim mais tarde tenho somente perninhas vindos do minério
romeu me salve
« Chinese (simplified) »
保存它romeu我
Preserva seu romeu mim
communist bastard stop asking me for cheese burgers and rum! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
« Danish »
kommunist bastillen stop bede om mig nemlig ost tyv og rum! Jeres moder var en hamster og jeres fader lugtet i elderberries!
communist the bastille stop asking me that is to say cheese thief and partition! Yours mother were a hamster and yours father smelled to elderberries!
This cat has diarrhea!
« Welsh »
Hon cath has bib!
This cat ace pipe!
I have lost one of my legs. Do you have one you could spare ?
« Danish »
Jeg har bortkommet sig i mig ben. Lave du har sig jer kunne overtallig?
I've lost themselves to me side line private work. Get you've themselves you could spare?
I went to wall-mart today and bought some video games
« Welsh »
Awn at furia - mart heddiw a 'n br]n rhyw 'n fideo campau
We go to I wall mart today I go ' heartburn br n sex ' heartburn video feats
Nice shirts like you!