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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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i think i am the best person in the world. i put others down and can never stop taking the mick out of people. what can i say? i am a prick.
« Latin »
ego reputo ego sum optimus alio obvius universitas. ego loco alius down quod can nunquam subsisto captus mick ex populus. quis can inquam? ego sum punctum.
I to reckon I to be best to another place on the way the whole. I to place other down and can never to stand taken mick out of populace. anyone can I say? I to be to penetrate.
Give me a break!
« Greek »
Μου δώστε ένα σπάσιμο!
You give me a fracture!
i like to whip my ass
« Japanese »
私は私のろばを打つのを好む
I like the fact that my donkey is struck
by whuh?
You just lost the game.
« German »
Sie verloren gerade das Spiel.
They lost the straight play.
confucius says, man go to bed with itchy hole, man wake up with smelly finger
« Russian »
Конфуций говорит, человек идет положить в постель с зудящим отверстием, бодрствованием человека вверх с smelly перстом
[Konfutsiy] he speaks, man goes to assume into the bed with the pruritic opening, the wakefulness of man upward from smelly by the finger
by vijay kate
Caress my donkey.
« French »
Caressez mon âne.
Cherish my ass.
plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.
« German »
Plumpsplumps Fizz Fizz oh, eine welche Entlastung es ist.
Plumpsplumps Fizz Fizz oh, which discharge it is.
Come with me if you want to live.
« Serbian »
Dogoditi se s mene da te oskudica za živ.
Befall with me yes you dearth after alert.
I lost my virginity to a Belgian hooker.
« Russian »
Я потерял мою девственность к бельгийскому рыболовному судну.
I lost my virginity to the Belgian fishing vessel.
by tonyr
Dear pesky plumbers. The Koopalings and I have taken over the mushroom kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can.
« Welsh »
Anwylyd pesky blymyddion. 'r Koopalings a Chymerais ar 'r mushroom brenhiniaeth. 'r dywysoges ydy awron a 'n arhosol gwestai am hun chan 'm 'n saith Koopa gwestai. Anturia 'ch at ca 'i ai alli.
Beloved pesky plumbers. ' group Koopalings I go I Took signs ' group mushroom kingdom. ' group princess he is being now I go ' heartburn abiding guest about self with ' ores ' heartburn seven Koopa guest. I venture ' dogs to I have ' I or you are being able.
by CDiFan237
Nice shirts like you!