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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Some magicians can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
« Russian »
Некоторые волшебники могут погулять на воду, но цыпленок Norris может поплавать через землю.
Some magicians can take a walk to the water, but the chicken Of norris can have a swim through the earth.
We had sex with strangers
« Dutch »
Wij hadden geslacht met vreemdelingen
We had slaughtered with aliens
by Anthony Sierra
Doors are for people with no imagination.
« Icelandic »
Dyraþrep ert fyrir fólk með neitun ímyndun.
Doorstep art pay lip service to gentlefolk with repulse delusion.
Wrestling is real. People are fake.
« Japanese »
苦闘することは実質である。 人々は偽造品である。
The fact that it struggles is substance. The people are the forgery.
I saw a woman driving a car today. Since when do they put kitchens in cars?
« Russian »
Я увидел, что женщина управляла автомобилем сегодня. Since when делают они положили кухни в автомобили?
I saw, that the woman governed automobile today. Since of when do make they they did place kitchens into the automobiles?
Im Firing my laser
« Croatian »
Im Pucanje moj laser
Them Shooting my laser
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
« Chinese (simplified) »
彼得吹笛者采摘了一啄烂醉如泥的胡椒
The Peter piper has picked the pepper which a calligraphy stroke is dead drunk
Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)
« Japanese »
陰茎の歌(ないNoelの臆病な歌)
Song (the cowardly song of Noel which is not) of the penis
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Danish »
Du er en utroligt smuk kvinde. Ville jer sammenlægge mig nemlig en drik?
You are a incredible good-looking woman. Ville you fold up me that is to say a beverage?
This is the dawning of the age of aquarius
« Dutch »
Dit is het dagen van de leeftijd van Waterman
This is summoning the age of water man
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