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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Some magicians can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
« Russian »
Некоторые волшебники могут погулять на воду, но цыпленок Norris может поплавать через землю.
Some magicians can take a walk to the water, but the chicken Of norris can have a swim through the earth.
it looks like a cheeseball you fool, not a grapefruit.
« Japanese »
それはあなたがだますcheeseball、ないグレープフルーツのように見える。
That is visible cheeseball which you deceive, like the grapefruit which is not.
What a douche!
« Chinese (simplified) »
注水法!
Irrigation law!
I would really like to know what precisely constitutes dark matter.
« Korean »
나는 진짜로 정확하게 암흑 물질을 구성하는 무슨이 알고 싶으면.
I accurately with realness, composes the dark matter this to know, when wants.
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i wish i spoke czech as well as the internet. *sigh*
« Czech »
já přát si já paprsek kola Čech jakož i člen určitý internovaná osoba. vzdychat
self wish self spoke Czech as well as the intern. sigh
There is a party in my pants
« Greek »
Υπάρχει ένα συμβαλλόμενο μέρος στα εσώρουχά μου
Exists a contracting part in my underwears
NOW how much do you think Microsoft Windows is worth? DON'T ANSWER! Wait until you see Windows Write, and Windows Paint, and listen to what else you get at no extra charge! The MS-DOS Executive, an important calender, a card file, a notepad, a clock, a control panel a TERMINAL WITH 4 RAM DRIVER AND!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!! REVERSI!!!! That's right, all these features and Reversi all for just...
« Icelandic »
NÚ hvernig mikill gera þú hugsa Netbóla Gluggakista er virði? DON'T Svar! Bíða þangað til þú sjá Gluggakista Skrifa , og Gluggakista Mála , og hlusta á hvaða annars þú ná til neitun aukaþjónusta ákæra! The FRÖKEN DOS Framkvæmdastjóri , óákveðinn greinir í ensku mikilvægur valsapressa a nafnspjald skrá a minnispunktur a klukka a stjórna pallborð a UMFERÐAMIÐSTÖÐ MEÐ 4 HRÚTUR BÍLSTJÓRI Og!!! GETA ÞÚ TRÚA Það!!! uppbrot!!! Þessi réttur , allur þessir lögun og Uppbrot allur fyrir réttlátur.
TODAY how vast do you think Microsome Windowsill is worth? DON'T Reply! Wait till you see Windowsill Write , and Windowsill Paint , and hark at ;fn) otherwise you come over repulse extra accuse! The MS DOS CEO , indefinite article into English important calender a visiting card skrá a note a timer a rule panel a TERMINAL WITH 4 RAM DRIVER And!!! BE ABLE TO YOU BELIEVE There!!! revere!!;l) right , total ;l) shape and Revere total pay lip service to righteous.
I want to fuck you, softly
« Latin »
Volo ut fuck vos , summisse
I want when fuck you , humbly
out of sight, out of mind
« French »
loin des yeux, loin du coeur
far from the eyes, the heart
The French deserve a fate worse than death.
« Italian »
I francesi meritano un destino più difettoso della morte.
The French deserve a defective destiny of the dead women.
Nice shirts like you!