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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I have 999 Master Balls.
« Korean »
나는 999의 주된 공이 있다.
I is two 999 is principal.
by Nyktos
Take a dirty picture for me
« French »
Prenez une photo sale pour moi
Take a photograph salts for me
by Alex
My dog is sleeping on the floor. The idiot box is blaring. The cats play.
« Filipino »
akin sundan-sundan ay matulog sa ang sahig. ang tanga suntukin ay blaring. ang ketsap maglaro.
my follow - follow are sleep toward the floor. the idiot sock are blaring. the ketchup play.
by omnideuce
Toklok, I promise you that I will hold on until the end of time.
« Slovenian »
Toklok , to ti zagotavljam to jaz hoteti vztrajati do prenehati od čas.
Toklok , I promise you this yours truly yammer to take a strong line with s.o. up to wither up with while.
by Pirka
I would like to have intercourse with your anus.
« Japanese »
私はあなたのanusとの肉体関係を持つことを望む。
I desire the fact that it has the physical relationship with your anus.
my name is henri. i am a black cat i live a life of luxury my caretakers love me but i am empty my filtered water tastes impure i rarely purr my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy it's all the same i am free i am imprisoned my thumbs are not opposable yet i oppose everything i make new friends but i seldom keep them it seems i was made to suffer and why not? aren't we all? the monkey mocks me with every flip i am lost everywhere i am scorned i am like a pendulum that does not swing if my tail wags it is a reflex action nothing more i am haunted i am henri
« French »
mon nom est Henri. je suis un chat noir je vis une vie de luxe mes gardiens m'aiment mais je suis vide mon eau filtrée goûte impure je ronronne rarement mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes je suis libre je suis emprisonné mes pouces ne sont pas opposables pourtant je m'oppose à tout je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir et pourquoi pas ? aren' ; t nous tous ? le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude je suis perdu je suis dédaigné partout je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe rien plus je suis hanté je suis Henri
my name is Henri. I am a black cat I live a life of luxury my guards m' like but I am empty my filtered water tastes impure I seldom hum my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free I am imprisoned my inches are not opposable however I m' oppose to all I make new friends but I seldom keep them it seems that j' was incited to suffer and why not? aren' T us all? the monkey scoffs me with each flick I am lost I am scorned everywhere I am as a pendulum which does not balance if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex nothing more I am haunted I am Henri
by Henri meaow
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
« Hungarian »
Birtokol akárki igazán távoli mint eldöntött -hoz használ egyenletes megy akar -hoz csinál megjelenés több szeret?
Possesses everyman really distant than decided yield uses uniform he is going to will yield make appearance more loves?
if a cow is in my milkshake, why can't issy fit in there too?
« Icelandic »
ef a kýr er í minn milkshake , hvers vegna can't issy passa there of?
maybe a bossie is into my milkshake , why can't issy look after there too?
by Lois :D
bis dass der tod euch scheidet.
« Italian »
fino a quella morte lo separa.
bis zu dem trennt es es tote Frauen.
by bianca
BET ON IT BET ON IT YOU CAN BET ON ME
« Spanish »
LA APUESTA EN ELLA APOSTÓ A ELLA QUE USTED PUEDE APOSTAR A MÍ
THE BET IN HER BET TO HER THAT YOU CAN BET
by christina
Nice shirts like you!