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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I was a teenage zombie
« Japanese »
私は十代のゾンビだった
I was the zombie of a teen
Roda-roda vira, solta a roda e vem, neste raio de suruba, já me passaram a mão na bunda e ainda não comi ninguém!
« Danish »
Hjul - hjul drejer , løse den hjul og kommer , heri stråle i suruba , allerede de fik passeret mig den indgive genne og ikke endnu JEG spiste nul!
As rodas rodam voltas, afrouxam as rodas e próximo, neste jato ao suruba, assim que elas que começ passadas me a tração da submissão e nenhum contudo eu comi o nonentity!
by Daniel
Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe's honorary Knighthood has been withdrawn by the Queen.
« Chinese (traditional) »
津巴布韋Robert Mugabe '总统; s名譽騎士精神由女王/王后是孤獨的。
Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe & President #039; s the honorary knight spirit by queen/queen is lonely.
here, kitty kitty...
« Dutch »
hier, potpot…
here, pot pot…
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.
« Icelandic »
Gefa a maður a fiskur , þú fæða hann fyrir a dagur.
Give a man a fishy , you give birth to he pay lip service to a day.
My old man had a philosophy. Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.
« Japanese »
私の老人に哲学があった。 他の人より大きいこん棒を持っている平和平均。
There was a philosophy in my old person. Peaceful average which is larger than the other person and it has the stick densely.
by I AM NINJA
My feet hurt like the Dickens! Would you rub them for me and make me a cup of hot tea?
« Norwegian »
Meg feet krenke like det Dickens! Vil du gni seg for meg og lage meg en koppen av het te?
My feet affront equal facts Dickens! Do you rub her for my and brew my a cup at called tea?
How big is your penis?
« Latin »
Quantus est vestri penis?
How great is your tail?
I like to choke the chicken and slap the monkey
« German »
Ich mag das Huhn erdrosseln und den Affen schlagen
I may strangle the chicken and strike the ape
I am fucking tired of cops.
« German »
Ich bin das Bumsen müde von den Spindeln.
I am tired the Bumsen from the spindles.
Nice shirts like you!