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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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shave me tenderly
« Bulgarian »
бръсна me филе
whisk me surloin
That's what I like about those high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
« Dutch »
That' s wat ik ongeveer van die middelbare schoolmeisjes, mens houd. Ik word ouder, blijven zij de zelfde leeftijd.
That' s what I love approximately those middle schoolgirls, people. I become parent, remain they same the age.
I'm going to go to the animal shelter, and I am going to buy you a kitty cat. I am going to let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then one dark night I am going to sneak into your house and punch you in the face.
« Dutch »
I' m dat naar de dierlijke schuilplaats gaat gaan, en ik ga u een potkat kopen. Ik ga u laten in liefde met die potkat vallen. En dan één donkere nacht ga ik in uw huis heimelijk nemen en u slaan in het gezicht.
I' m. that to animal shelter goes to go, and I will buy you a pot cat. I will fall you to let in love with that pot cat. And then one dark night will I in your house surreptitiously take and beat you in the face.
I cut myself three times while making hard candy
« Welsh »
Dola myfi 'n dri adegau blwc yn gwneud 'n anawdd candy
I fondle I ' heartburn three times pluck doing ' heartburn hard shattered
I'd tap that.
« German »
I' d-Hahn das.
I' D-cock that.
by Billy
My pussy cat is cute and fluffy. Don't give it anchovies or else it will choke up a hairball.
« Russian »
Мой кот pussy мил и пушист. Don' t дает ему камс или друг он ограничит вверх hairball.
My tomcat of pussy is dear and downy. Don' t gives to it anchovies or friend it will limit upward hairball.
by Charlie
Never, ever, every give an ice cream cone to an octopus...
« Korean »
결코, 이제까지, 각 주십시오 낙지에 아이스크림 콘을…
Assuredly, until now, each give in the octopus the ice cream cone…
by Bababla
My dog eats cat poop. I shall try it one day. She seems to like it.
« Czech »
Má být v patách eats kočka lodní záď. JÁ mám pokoušet osud jeden čas. Ona zdá se až k do téže míry ono.
Has dog eats pussy cat stern. SELF shall try it on a while. She seems to like yon.
by Bababla
I poop in my pants
« Korean »
나의 바지에 있는 I 고물
I second-hand article which is by my pants
by Bababla
Monkey see, monkey do.
« Japanese »
猿は、猿する見る。
The monkey does the monkey, you see.
by Mike
Nice shirts like you!