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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I enjoy swimming. What is your favorite stroke?
« German »
Ich genieße zu schwimmen. Was ist Ihr Lieblingsanschlag?
I enjoy swimming. What is your favourite attack?
I am tired of this fucking shit, woman. Just make me a fucking sandwich before I stick it down your throat.
« Icelandic »
ÉG er þreyttur af this bölvaður skítur , kona. Réttlátur gera mig a bölvaður samloka áður ÉG stafur það dúnn þinn háls.
I is weary with this cursed shit , woman. Righteous do myself a cursed sandwich theretofore I stick there fuzz thy cervix.
I love viking metal!
« Icelandic »
ÉG ást víkingur málmur!
I love Viking metal!
I am a lesbian
« Korean »
나는 여성 동성애자이다
I am the lesbian
boring stuff should not appear on this site because it makes me not keen as a bean
« Japanese »
退屈な原料はこの場所で私を豆として鋭敏にさせるので現われるべきではない
Because the boring raw materials make acute me as a bean at this place, we should not appear,
Move bitch get out the way
« Japanese »
移動雌犬は方法を出す
The portable female dog puts out method
if you have 5$ and chuck norris have 5$, Chuck norris have more money than you
« Japanese »
5$があり、チャックにnorris 5$があれば、チャックのnorrisによりより多くのお金がある
If there is a 5$ and there is a norris 5$ in the chuck, at times there is your many money in norris of the chuck
you are a dork
« Japanese »
田舎くさい人である
It is the countryside ill-smelling person
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again.
« Japanese »
私は悪い残存物と今朝目覚め、私の陰茎は再度行方不明だった。
I awoke bad remains ones and now morning, my penis for the second time was the whereabouts unclear.
My old man had a philosophy. Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.
« Japanese »
私の老人に哲学があった。 他の人より大きいこん棒を持っている平和平均。
There was a philosophy in my old person. Peaceful average which is larger than the other person and it has the stick densely.
by I AM NINJA
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