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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Blue
« Slovenian »
sinji, plav, moder
skyey , white , wisly
by omnideuce
Shut up, you bastard !
« Japanese »
、擬似締めなさい!
The imitation tighten!
by Renaldi
You are awesomely beautiful
« Welsh »
Ach awesomely 'n arddun
You are being awesomely ' heartburn sublime
My dog is sleeping on the floor. The idiot box is blaring. The cats play.
« Filipino »
akin sundan-sundan ay matulog sa ang sahig. ang tanga suntukin ay blaring. ang ketsap maglaro.
my follow - follow are sleep toward the floor. the idiot sock are blaring. the ketchup play.
by omnideuce
Toklok, I promise you that I will hold on until the end of time.
« Slovenian »
Toklok , to ti zagotavljam to jaz hoteti vztrajati do prenehati od čas.
Toklok , I promise you this yours truly yammer to take a strong line with s.o. up to wither up with while.
by Pirka
my name is henri. i am a black cat i live a life of luxury my caretakers love me but i am empty my filtered water tastes impure i rarely purr my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy it's all the same i am free i am imprisoned my thumbs are not opposable yet i oppose everything i make new friends but i seldom keep them it seems i was made to suffer and why not? aren't we all? the monkey mocks me with every flip i am lost everywhere i am scorned i am like a pendulum that does not swing if my tail wags it is a reflex action nothing more i am haunted i am henri
« French »
mon nom est Henri. je suis un chat noir je vis une vie de luxe mes gardiens m'aiment mais je suis vide mon eau filtrée goûte impure je ronronne rarement mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes je suis libre je suis emprisonné mes pouces ne sont pas opposables pourtant je m'oppose à tout je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir et pourquoi pas ? aren' ; t nous tous ? le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude je suis perdu je suis dédaigné partout je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe rien plus je suis hanté je suis Henri
my name is Henri. I am a black cat I live a life of luxury my guards m' like but I am empty my filtered water tastes impure I seldom hum my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free I am imprisoned my inches are not opposable however I m' oppose to all I make new friends but I seldom keep them it seems that j' was incited to suffer and why not? aren' T us all? the monkey scoffs me with each flick I am lost I am scorned everywhere I am as a pendulum which does not balance if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex nothing more I am haunted I am Henri
by Henri meaow
You know what really grinds my gears?
« Latin »
Vos teneo quis vere frendo meus apparatus?
You to occupy anyone truly gnash the teeth my equipment?
Now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down and I would like to take a minute just sit right there I will tell you how i became the prince of a town called Bel-Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground my momma said most of my days chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys they were up to no good started making trouble in our neighborhood i got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said your moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah, forget it yo home to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, i yelled to the cabbie Yo home, smell you later! Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air
« Japanese »
今度はこれは私がベル・エアと呼ばれた町の王子にいかになったか得られた私の生命がいかにについての逆さまにねじれた私がちょうど坐らせる正しくそこで私を言う分かかることを望むか物語完全にであり。 運動場で耐えられ、上がった西のフィラデルヒィアでは私のmommaは冷える私の日のほとんどをmaxing言い、二三人の人がよいよまでの彼ら私達の近隣の悩みに私をさせ始められなかったときに学校の外のb球を撃つすべての涼しいおよびすべてを緩めることは得られた1つの少し戦いおよび私のお母さんでおびえさせた彼女を言ったベル・エアのあなたの伯母さんそして叔父さんとのあなたの移動を得た 何でもベル・エアに私、忘れていればそれをyoの家このタクシーはまれだったが、私はnahを考えたと言うことができれば私にタクシーのために笛を吹き、ナンバープレートの近くに来たときに新しい言い、そしてミラーでダイスがあった! 私は7についての家に抜いたまたは8、私はcabbieのYoの家に、後でかぐ叫んだ! 私が最終的にそこにベル・エアの王子として私の王位で置かれることいた私の王国を見た
This time as for this, how you became Oji of the town where I was called the bell air my life which is obtained how concerning whether the amount which just says me there where I who am twisted upside down make sit down exactly you desire the fact that it is required it is the story complete. It withstands at the athletic field, with [huiraderuhiia] the west which rises the majority of my days which become cold maxing it calls my momma, 23 people are good, to point to me to trouble of their our neighborhoods, when being begun, everything which shoots the b sphere outside the school it is cool and as for loosening everything if one a little fight which is obtained and with anything which obtains your movement your aunt of the bell air which said her whom it makes can have with my mother and from the uncle me, you had forgotten in the bell air, that this taxi of the house of yo be fixed was, butIf as for me it can do to think of nah, when in me you blow the whistle because of the taxi, coming to the vicinity of the license plate there were dies with the new saying, and mirror! I pulled out in the house concerning 7 or 8, I shouted in the house of Yo of cabbie, after the [gu] hugely! I finally placing in there with my throne as Oji of the bell air you looked at my kingdom which is
Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou, my love Romeo? Did you kill yourself again, Romeo?
« Italian »
Romeo, Romeo. Thou di arte di Wherefore, il mio amore Romeo? Vi siete ucciso ancora, Romeo?
Romeo, Romeo. Thou of art of Wherefore, my Romeo love? You have still killed yourselves, Romeo?
by theman
Will Justin Beiber ever reach puberty?
« French »
Justin Beiber atteindra-t-il jamais la puberté ?
Will Justin Beiber never reach puberty?
by me
Nice shirts like you!