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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire.
« Chinese (simplified) »
爱德华Cullen是一个闪耀的吸血鬼。
Edward Cullen is a sparkle blood suck ghost.
all your bases belong to us
« Japanese »
あなたの基盤はすべて私達に属する
Your basis belongs to us entirely
I like turtles
« Spanish »
Tengo gusto de tortugas
I have taste of turtles
Oh my god there are snakes everywhere on me.
« Chinese (simplified) »
哎呀有蛇到处在我。
Oh has the snake everywhere in me.
I found a cat on the bed.
« Korean »
나는 침대에 고양이를 찾아냈다.
I seek the cat in the bed.
Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
« Japanese »
これは実質生命あるか。 またはこれはちょうど想像であるか。
As for this is there a substantial life? Or is this exactly the imagination?
give me a beer.
« Slovenian »
izročiti mi a pivo.
turn in we however stone-fence.
by Laurunchik
I would really like to marry you.
« Welsh »
Fi would 'n sylweddol cyffelyb i briodi 'ch.
I would ' heartburn substantial like to marry ' dogs.
by Laurunchik
Go ahead, make my day.
« Japanese »
先に行きなさい、私の日を作りなさい。
Do to the front to go, make my day.
May I sniff your panties?
« Russian »
May я обнюхать ваши трусы?
May I to sniff your cowards?
Nice shirts like you!