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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I want to have sex with my boyfriend on the kitchen table.
« Greek »
Θέλω να έρθω σε σεξουαλική επαφή με το φίλο μου στον πίνακα κουζινών.
I want to come in sexual contact with my friend in the table of cookers.
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I wish I had a glass of ice cold water.
« Icelandic »
ÉG vilja ÉG had a gler af ís kuldi vatn.
I wish I had a glazing with ice frigidity aqua.
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Havaiana de pau!
« Japanese »
木のハワイ語!
A língua havaiana da madeira!
by Daniel
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Stop being a dick.
« Czech »
Zastavit bytost jeden Richard.
Suspend creature a Richard.
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"You sound kind of knowledgeable about that. Robot porn was it?" Overheard in class.
« Korean »
" 당신은 그것에 관하여 지식이 있는의 종류를 소리가 난다. 로봇 포르노는 그것이었는가? " 종류에서 도청하는.
" You about it is born is a knowledge type sound. Was the robot porno it? " Taps from type.
by Anon23
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Give me a break!
« Hungarian »
Ugyan már!
Pshaw!
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Shut the fuck up!
« Portuguese »
Feche a foda acima!
It closes the fuck above!
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Être ou ne pas être, telle est la question.
« Japanese »
あるためまたはないため、そのような物は質問である。
En raison d'un certain ou parce qu'il n'est pas, quels que le genre de choses sont question.
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I take you to be my husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.
« Korean »
나는 나의 남편이고기 위하여, 이제부터, 좋건 나쁘건 가지고 있고기 위하여 그리고, 더 부유한을 위해, 더 가난한을 위해, 건강할때나 아플때나, 사랑에 붙들고 품기 위하여 당신을 가지고 간다; 이제부터 죽음까지 저희를 부분 하십시오.
I hang and in order me the husband the meat, from now, [coh] or the [ppu] i hang and i am having and in order and, more floated respects, was poorer i respect and, when being healthy, when being sick, in love to catch, you and in order to cherish i have i go; From now until dead us part do.
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I want to be on you
« Chinese (traditional) »
我想要是在您
I thought that if in you
Nice shirts like you!