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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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You are tearing me APART, Lisa!
« Spanish »
¡Usted me está rasgando APARTE, Lisa!
You are tearing to me SEPARATE, Smooth!
by Pirka
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101
I have to find a job today, but I would much rather it found me.
« Czech »
SELF hold to finding a mercenary today , lest SELF would much rather yon shower me.
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101
I like most of you only half as much as you think.
« Czech »
JÁ do téže míry využitkovat tebe ale polovina tolik jako tebe cenit.
SELF like most of you however half as much as you weigh.
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101
i kill you then eat your mothers left nipple for dinner
« Korean »
나는 당신을 그 때 먹는다 저녁식사를 위한 젖꼭지를 남겨둔 당신의 어머니를 죽인다
I kill your mother to leave the nipple for the dinner which that time eats you
by Kelley
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101
Let there be light!
« Serbian »
Career onde postojati trak!
Czar's beyond be ray!
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101
i want some vokda and a Polaroid.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我想要某一vokda和人造偏光板。
I want some vokda and the man-made leaning worn out fur woman with no pubic hair.
by Kelley
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101
There are children throwing snowballs Instead of throwing heads They are busy building toys And absolutely no one is dead There is frost on every window Oh, I cannot believe my eyes And in my bones I feel the warmth That is coming from inside
« Korean »
던지는 머리 대신에 눈뭉치를 던져 아이들이 있다 그들은 바쁜 건물 장난감이다 그리고 절대적으로 아무도는 죽다 각 창에 서리가 있다 아, 나는 나의 눈을 믿을 수 없다 그리고 나의 뼈에서 나는 안쪽에서 오고 있는 온정을 느낀다
The head throwing throws the snowball instead of and they who are the children are the busy building toy and anyone goes round absolutely and there is a frost in each window which dies and Oh, the warmth which is come from an internal from the bone there is not and feels a possibility of believing my eye and
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100
my baby daddy wont pay me child support
« Croatian »
moj dijete daddy navika plaća mene dijete podrška
my youngster daddy wont wage myself youngster support
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100
I want to suck you.
« Czech »
JÁ potřeba až k sát tebe.
SELF want to suck you.
by Kelley
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100
exploding cat farts spew out random blimps
« Slovenian »
v zrak spustiti urha klicati pezdec izbruhati jasno vihravost majhen zrakoplov
explode cat fart vomit up with telling effect whifflery blimp
by Joshua Downes
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