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Bat characteristic of surprise
your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
η μητέρα σας ήταν μια χάμστερ και η τήξη πατέρων elderberries σας
your mother was a hamster and the fusion of your fathers elderberries
by Pierre
I found a tramp at the corner. He gave me his coke.
나는 구석에 부정기선을 찾아냈다. 그는 저에게 그의 코크를 주었다.
I seek the tramp in the corner. He gives his cock to me.
mama en la escuela me dicen peleonero!.
quien dice hijo?
Quien dice que Puta!!
sig amme i den skole sige peleonero hen til mig. hvem siger søn? Hvem siger at Puta!
ellos mismos amamantan a la rotura adentro me dicen peleonero. ¿quién dice al hijo? ¡Quién dice ese Puta!
by el jar8
I was walking on the water when I saw a crocodile
He had daisies in his hat so I stopped him for a while
나가 그래서 나가 그를 잠시 동안 멈췄다 그는 그의
모자안에 데이지가 있은 악어를 볼 때 나는 근해에
걷고 있었다
It will go out and and and during wrong short time him which it stops
when day price of land seeing the crocodile which is inside his hat, I
was walking in the adjacent waters
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times.
可哀想に、悪いYorick! 私は彼を、Horatio知っていた: ほとんどの優秀な空想の無限冗談の仲間。 彼彼のの私に耐えられるhath背部千回。
Yorick which is bad to yes 哀 thought! I Horatio had known him: Companion of unlimited joke of most excellent fantasies. Thousand hath back sections which withstand that me of him.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take.
Nú ÉG lay mig dúnn til sofa , ÉG biðja the herra minn sál til viðurværi. Ef ÉG öxl deyja áður ÉG vekja , ÉG biðja the herra minn sál til taka.
Today I lay myself fuzz to sleep , I ask the lord my soul to sustenance. Maybe I öxl die theretofore I waken , I ask the lord my soul to take.
by Caroline
That's not a banana in my pocket. I have a raging boner!
« French »
It is not a banana in my pocket. I have a boner making rage!
by Cass
what rolls downs stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog?
что свертывает лестницы спусков, самостоятельно или в парах, свертывает сверх ваше neighbor' собака s?
which rolls up stairs it is trigger, independently or in the pairs, rolls up over your neighbor' dog s?
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Ograda ubiti veselje.
Sperrenmehlsuppefröhlichkeit.
by HilkMAN
