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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Darling, please bring me a dry Martini.
« Danish »
Basse , behage overbringe mig en gold Martini.
Big fat man , please bring me a sterile March.
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177
I wish that we could be together... Because I love you
« Turkish »
I dilek adl. şu biz -ebil var olmak biraraya. çünkü I aşk sen
I wish many. that we ebil exist together. çünki I love you
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I wouldn't be doint that If I were myself in your way.
« Swedish »
SELF wouldn't become do that If I were him myself in your ways.
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176
El límite de la función es 5. POR EL CULO TE LA HINCO!
« Japanese »
機能の限界はろばによって5.ポスト行う!
5. ¡los postes hace el límite funcional con el burro!
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Once upon a time Snow White and the seven dwarfs lived in a small, cosy cottage in Far Far away.
« Croatian »
Whilom Snow White plus seven midget vivid in a small cosy how many in Far away Far away.
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175
honk if you're horny
« Japanese »
Sound the keratin alarm
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175
suddenly, SPIDERS! HUNDREDS OF THEM!
« Hungarian »
hirtelen , Pókok! SZÁZ Mindegyiküknek!
suddenly , Spiders! FIVESCORE Of them all!
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175
I want to fuck you like an animal.
« Spanish »
Desire to vetoes to the excrement that has taste of an animal.
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You're meant to put in English and it translates to X language and back from that to English for humorous outcomes.
« Latin »
You're vilis ut loco in English quod is reddo ut X lingua quod abhinc ut ut English pro humorous eventus.
You're cheap when to place upon English and this to repeat when X language and ago when when English for humorous outcome.
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William, do you take Catherine to be your lawfully wedded wife?
« Welsh »
Gwilym , ddygi Cadi at bod 'ch 'n ddeddfol wedded gwraig?
William , you steal Catherine to be ' dogs ' heartburn lawful may he suit woman?
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