a soft caress causes a hard dick
« Russian »
soft kindness causes the difficult dick
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Lo voglio ho soffocato lo voglio ho coperto come le mie patate tritate della Camera della cialda
I want I want I have suffocated it I have covered like my tritate potatoes of the Room of the cialda
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
« Icelandic »
Give a man a fishy and you give birth to he pay lip service to a day. Teach a man to fishy and you give birth to he pay lip service to a lifetime.
I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
私はココナッツの美しい束を食べる。
I eat the bundle where the coconut is beautiful.
llama ate my shoe.
il lama ha mangiato il mio pattino.
the blade has eaten my ice-skate.
by jonson
I breastfed from your mom yesterday.
« Czech »
SELF suck from yours mummifymumifiziert newly.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
« Chinese (traditional) »
The person has two emotion: Hungry and has the angle. If you see him
not to erect, makes a his sandwich.
by Quigui
la merluza empanada pescanova sabe a mierda pero aun así me la voy a comer por que no se cocinar y es el único congelado que hay en mi casa ahora
hake preteritus pescanova teneo ut excrement tamen vel sic EGO sum iens is ut mihi essum ut non ut crustulum quod est unique unus congealed ut illic est in meus domus iam
merluza más allá del pescanova para ocupar cuando excremento nothwithstanding o para ir tan esto cuando yo a comer cuando no cuando los pasteles y soy el extraordinario congelada cuando ahora hay sobre mi hogar
Pete and Sally, please don't go!
« Korean »
It will dawn with the Pete and li, the branch it is not,!
by Tom
Del dicho al hecho, hay todo un trecho
Of the saying to the fact, there is everything a stretch
Del refrán al hecho, hay todo al estiramiento