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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I blink, therefore I think
« Welsh »
Amranta , felly Dybia
I blink , therefore I Suppose
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
« Turkish »
var hiçbir şey -e doğru korkmak ama korkmak kendisi.
there is nothing at all had straight be afraid of but be afraid of himself.
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Your mom is so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
« Italian »
La vostra mamma è così grassa, quando è andato al cinema, lei si è seduta vicino a tutto.
Your mother is thus fat, when she has gone to the cinema, she has been based near all.
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Abraham Lincoln does not like you being in the bathroom.
« Japanese »
Abraham Lincolnは浴室にいている好まない。
Abraham Lincoln it is in the bathroom, you do not like.
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i like to give a blowjob
« Filipino »
me like toward provision a blow
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school is lame
« Norwegian »
skolen er klagesang
school am lament
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Iba por la calle cuando me gritaste: ¡HOLA! -¡Qué horror cuando te vi! Fui disimulando para no pararme, -¿Qué haces por aquí? Te acercaste a mí: -Mira mi modelo, mira qué vestido, es súper caro y no es nada feo. Casi vomito al verlo, pero qué pija pensé.
« Korean »
그것은 거리를 거쳐 당신이 저에게 질호할 때 갔다: 여보세요! - 나가 당신을 볼 때 무슨 공포! 나는 저에게 멈추지 않기 위하여 가장하고 있었다, - 당신은 무엇 이렇게 하면? 당신은 접근했다: - 최고 비싸는 무슨 복장, 없고 추악한 아무것도 아닌 나의 모형, 시계를 보십시오. 나는 거의 그것을 본 때 구토한다, 그러나 무슨 pija I 생각.
Pasó por una distancia y al gritar en esto yo de usted, fue: ¡Enlace de la mujer! ¡- Saldrá y al verle, miedo! ¿I para que disfrazaba para no estar en mí a no parar, cuando - usted hace lo que como esto? Usted se acercó: - La tapa a ser costosa allí no es vestido, y para considerar mi modelo y el reloj que no son cualquier cosa que es feo. Vomito al casi ver la, pero pensamientos del pija I.
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Hi there, said the spider to the fly.
« Italian »
Hi là, ad esempio il ragno al mosca.
Hi here, as an example the spider to Moscow.
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Doggie style.
« Icelandic »
Doggie bag style.
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LUDA! When I was thirteen, I had my first love. There was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us, no-one could ever come above. She had me going crazy, oh I was star-struck, she woke me up daily, don’t need no Starbucks.
« Czech »
LUDA! Kdy JÁ was třináct , JÁ mněl jsem má nejdříve Amor. Tam was nicka aby v porovnání s má děťátko a nicka came mezi námi , ne - jeden could jakkoli ale jděte nad. Ona mněl jsem mne existující bláznivý , ach JÁ was asterisk struck , ona vzbudil mne autobus deník don’t potřebovat ne Starbucks.
LUDA! When SELF was thirteen , SELF had has first Love. About was nought that compared with has baby plus nought came in our midst , no a inch somehow come above. She had me subsistent mad , oh SELF was star nipples , she woken me bus journal don’t want no Starbucks.
Nice shirts like you!