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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Santa Claus
« Serbian »
Djed Mraz
Grandpapa Bleakness
by betaiotamu
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Dwi’n aros ym Cyrmu – mae’n wych!
« Welsh »
I ' am being heartburn wait in Cyrmu – he ' is being heartburn fine!
I ' about pint heartburn ling to Cyrmu – he ' below pint heartburn smeared!
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Kick fits for starting, I shake my fists in glorious rampage.
« Chinese (simplified) »
The kick suits for the start, I swing my fist in the brilliance wild behavior.
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i need to poop and you need to pee.
« Spanish »
necesito impulso y usted necesita hacer pis.
I need impulse and you need to make piss.
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could you please show me the way to the loo
« Japanese »
屋内トイレに私に方法を示すことができる
It is possible in the indoor rest room to show method in me,
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I have a large lump on my scrotum. Would you mind inspecting it with your mouth?
« Japanese »
私に私の陰嚢の大きい固まりがある。 あなたの口とのそれを点検することを気にするか。
There is the lump where my scrotum is large to me. It designates that you inspect that of your mouth as the air?
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We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these rights are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
« Korean »
우리는 자명하기 위하여 이 진실을, 저 모든 남자 이다 창조한 동등자, 그들이 이 권리사이에 행복의 생활, 자유 및 추적 이는, 어느 권리에 그들의 창조자에의해 부여되는 저것 붙들n다.
Us in order to be self-explanatory this truth, it is a writing all man and it sleeps equally it creates, them this life, freedom and tracking of happiness, by their creator in which right that it is given is the n which it will catch between right.
by Randall Bart
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No way, José!
« Russian »
Absence of road, Josй!
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你是一个令人难以置信的美丽女子。你会和我一起为喝吗?
« English »
You are an incredible letter beautiful female. You can drink together with me?
您是一位难以相信的美丽的女性。您能为饮料与我一起?
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Politicians tell nothing but truth.
« Welsh »
Gwleidyddion ddeud ddim namyn gwir.
Politicians say anything except truth.
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