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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat
« Dutch »
They speak by applauding their flesh at each other. They can even sing by air by their flesh squirting
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I am a fat ugly loser
« Japanese »
私は脂肪質の醜い敗者である
I am the loser whose fat quality is scurvy
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cock sure
« Korean »
Positive cocking
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Sometimes all I want to do is have sex. Other times, I just want to lie under the blankets, warm and cozy and in love.
« Japanese »
時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Occasionally everything which you think that I would like to do, is to have characteristic. Other time, I exactly under the blanket, and atmosphere am good warmly, is and we would like there to be love.
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Hello, my name is Abraham Lincoln and smoke large amounts of heroin. Yes, I SMOKE it. I fucking love that shit. I also love women, they are so good to me, if you know what I mean.
« Latin »
Hell , my name is Abraham Lincoln and smoke large amounts of man. As yet , I SMOKE this. I fucking to value highly when shit. I also to value highly women they are so good when me , if you wish you to occupy anyone I cheap.
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Ich möchte Sex mit Dir
« Japanese »
私はあなたが付いている性を頂く
Ich empfange die Eigenschaft, in der Sie angebracht worden sind
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Your socks they smell, your feet they stink, you never take a bath. Your nose it runs, you bust your buns, you always finish last.
« Korean »
, 에 의하여 악취가 나는 당신의 발, 당신 냄새맡는 당신의 양말은 목욕을 결코 가지고 가지 않는다. 그것이 달리는 당신의 코, 당신은 당신의 롤빵, 당신을 항상 최후로 끝낸다 파열시킨다.
In compliance with the offensive odor your foot and your your socks sniff has a bath assuredly. Your nose where it runs, you your roll of bread, end you always in end and burst.
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i am horny
« Chinese (simplified) »
我是有角的
I have the angle
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I can talk about all the things that make me happy (and they are many). If you know me, enjoy. If you don't know me, hi!
« Latin »
I can say whole occurrence when to set in place me rejoicing ( and they are many more ). If you wish you to occupy me , to use. If you wish you don't to occupy me THESE are loyal to the king!
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will justin bieber ever hit puberty?
« Italian »
il bieber di Justin colpirà mai la pubertà?
the bieber of Justin it will never hit the pubertà?
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