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You are an incredibly beautiful woman. he would matter to him to accompany to me to take something?
Usted es una mujer increíblemente hermosa. ¿él importaría a él para acompañar a mí para tomar algo?
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118
half a loaf is better than none
« Turkish »
half a round loaf bkz. hi better dan nobody
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111
My head hurts like a duck that has a cactus up its arse
« Japanese »
My head is hurt like the duck which eats the cactus on the anus
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When you have children of your own, I only hope they make you as miserable as you've made me!
« Danish »
Where you've kids to yours own , I only hope they give rise to you that is to say wretched that is to say you've built me!
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To live by the sword, I must die by the sword by which I live
« Norwegian »
TO feed on sword , I be bound to die at sword by I live
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I have a piercing on my cock
« Czech »
SELF hold a stringent next has cock
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I have a piercing on my cock
« Spanish »
I have a perforation in my hammer
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They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat
« Japanese »
They being mutual, their meats speak by fluttering. As for them passing by their meats, it can sing with gushing the air
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They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat
« Russian »
They speak in way to flap their meat on themselves. They can even ripen by way squirting air through their meat
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They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat
« Dutch »
They speak by applauding their flesh at each other. They can even sing by air by their flesh squirting
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I like pie.
« Norwegian »
I equal pie.
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