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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
« Chinese (simplified) »
妇女需要象鱼需要的一个人自行车。
The woman needs to look like a person bicycle which the fish needs.
by Susanne
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
« Japanese »
私は緑の卵およびハムを好まない。 私はそれらを、サム私ある好まない。
I do not like the egg or the ham of green. As for me there is sum I, you do not like those.
Dude! I POOPED IN YOUR SHOE!
« Italian »
Tizio! I POOPED IN VOSTRO PATTINO!
Tizio! THE POOPED IN YOUR ICE-SKATE!
oh dear governor, would you care to join me for some tea and crumpets
« Japanese »
oh貴重な知事、茶およびcrumpetsのための私を結合するために気遣う
oh valuable governor, you worry in order to connect me for brown and crumpets
A evil monkey devoured my brain.
« Italian »
Una scimmia diabolica ha divorato il mio cervello.
A diabolic monkey has divorato my brain.
douche bag
« Icelandic »
úðari poki
sprinkler sack
I appear to have done something very bad in your kitchen...
« Czech »
JÁ objevit se až k mít platí něco dokonalý bolavý do tvůj kuchynŘ.
SELF appear to hold that's a bargain something sublime sore up yours kitchen.
she'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes
« Korean »
she' ll는 다가오는 '있다; 산의 둘레에 그녀가 올 경우의
she' ll & where approaches; #039 is; Buys the case where she comes to the circumference
Take this job and shove it.
« Czech »
Brát tato námezdní a strč si to někam.
Nibble this mercenary plus stick it up your ass.
by Jessi
Scientists in Colombia have unearthed the remains of a true prehistoric monster believed to be the biggest snake ever to have lived on Earth.
« Russian »
Научные работники в Колумбия отрывали остатки истинного доисторического изверга, котор верят, что были самой большой змейкой всегда прожить на земле.
Scientific workers in Columbia tore off the remainders of true prehistoric monster, it was which they believe that they were largest snake always live on the earth.
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