Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back?
Because she got an ''F'' in Sex.
« Icelandic »
Why var the blonde wrong when she litter her driver licensor back? Accordingly she litter indefinite article into English ''F'' into Sex.
it is late, i should go to bed, but this is to much fun.
« Serbian »
it 3. wis with IT BE from present late , I is required repose , but this is to be whooper deal amusement.
Some funny shit.
« Spanish »
Something of amused excrement.
by Jim29
Milk, milk, lemonade.
Around the corner, fudge is made.
Stick your finger up the hole,
and out will come a Tootsie Roll.
Mléko , mléko , limonáda. Asi èlen urèitý hledisko , dát dohromady is udìlal. Pøilepit tvùj brát autobus èlen urèitý jáma , a mimo vùle ale jdìte jeden Foukat Archiv.
Milk , milk , lemonade. Aromatically the standpoint , piece is made. Stick yours nibble bus the hole , plus without wills come a Whiff Archives.
Stop riding my ass!
« Norwegian »
Cease make fun of my ass!
So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways
All my underdogs, we will never be, never be
Anything but loud
And nitty gritty dirty little freaks
Won't you come on, and come on, and
Raise your glass
Just come on and come and
Raise Your Glass!
Svo ala upp þinn gler ef þú ert rangur Alls the réttur lifnaðarhættir Allur minn lítilmagni , við vilja aldrei vera , aldrei vera Allt annað en hávær Og snotur sendinn óhreinn lítill viðundur Myndað af will not þú batna , og batna , og Ala upp þinn gler Réttlátur batna og koma og Ala upp Þinn Gler!
Thus breed thy glazing maybe you art wrong Altogether the right ways Total my underdog , accustom wish never be , never be Anything but vociferous And sightly sandy unclean small freak Alluvial with will avail you recover , and recover , and Breed thy glazing Righteous recover and come and Breed Thy Glazing!
Do you want to go on a date?
« Latin »
To work you I want when go upon a acorn?
My head hurts like a duck that has a cactus up its arse
« Japanese »
My head is hurt like the duck which eats the cactus on the anus
Testing. Testing. 1, 2, 3. Testing.
eista eista 1, 2, 3. eista
testicle testicle 1, 2, 3. testicle
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream
JA znati te , Hodao sam sa te jedanput na san
I know these , I walked from an these some time at an San
by Rachel Benn