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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree
« Welsh »
Acha 'r 'n ddeuddegfed ddiwrnod chan Nadolig , 'm 'n ddiau cara 'n anfonedig ata 'n ddeuddeg dabyrddwyr yn tabyrddu , Hun ar ddeg bibyddion yn pibo , Ddeg arglwyddi a - yn llamsach , 'n naw arglwyddesau yn dawnsio , Wyth forynion a - yn godro , 'n saith alarchau a - yn nofio , Chwech gwyddau a - laying , Bum 'n euraid amgarnau , 'n bedwar yn galw adar , 'n dri 'n Ffrengig hieir , 'n ddau chrwban cholomennod , A betrisen mewn ellygwydden
Astride ' group ' heartburn twelfth day with Christmas , ' ores ' heartburn true I love ' heartburn sent to ' heartburn twelve drummers drumming , Eleven pipers piping , Ten lords I go striding , ' heartburn son-in-law ladies dancing , Eight maids I go milking , ' heartburn seven swans I go swimming , Six geese I go laying , Five ' heartburn golden circles , ' heartburn four calling birds , ' heartburn three ' heartburn French hens , ' heartburn two tortoise doves , I Go partridge in pear tree
i am a tall person? if you hit me
« Serbian »
ja sam dvometraš osoba? da te udariti mene
myself six-footer individual? yes you bang me
by nisha
No one likes you. You UGLY!
« Korean »
아무도 좋아하는 것 당신. 추악한 당신!
Like you anyone. Are ugly you! who
Osama Bin Laden.
« Bulgarian »
Osama Хамбар Натоварвам.
Osama Barn Load up.
Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart. Got lost in the game. Oh baby, baby.
« Chinese (traditional) »
Oops,我再做它。 我使用了與您的心臟。 得到失去在比賽。 噢嬰孩,嬰孩。
Oops, I make it again. I have used with yours heart. Obtains loses at the competition. Oh baby, baby.
I see you sitting there, with that smirk on your face.
« Japanese »
私はあなたの表面でその嘲笑と、そこに置かれることを見る。
I look at the ridicule and that it is placed in there with your surface.
What goes around comes around.
« Chinese (simplified) »
什么四处走动来。
Anything takes a walk in all directions.
by ken
It is a universally acknowledged truth that a single man in possession of a large fortune must be in want of a wife.
« Chinese (traditional) »
它是普遍地被承認的真相擁有大時運的一個唯一人必须是需要妻子。
It is the truth which acknowledged is had a big fortune only person to generally be needs the wife.
I peed in my eyeball
« Korean »
나는 나의 안구에서 오줌누었다
I urinated from my eyeball
I have a gigantic penis. may I insert it into your gaping anus?
« Japanese »
私に巨大な陰茎がある。 私はあなたの大きく開いたanusにそれを挿入してもよいか。
There is an enormous penis in me. I may insert that in anus which you opened largely?
Nice shirts like you!