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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I am extremely happy that you could visit, perhaps we could get a drink at the local pub?
« Italian »
They are extremely happy that you could visit, perhaps we could obtain one drink to the local publication?
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Dear Santa, Please send me a Barbie doll, a Barbie house, my little ponies and lots and lots of yummy scrummy chocolate.
« Filipino »
mahal Santa , masiyahan magpadala ako a inihaw manika a inihaw bahay , akin maliit ponies at lots at lots ng yummy kaskasin kending tsokolate.
beloved Yearly , please send me a barbecue puppet a barbecue tenement , my little ponies and lots and lots of yummy scrub chocolate.
by Rachel Benn
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Well fuck me sideways
« Norwegian »
Brisk fuck my edgeways
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Dear Santa, Please send me: A Winnie-the-Pooh toy A real goldfish A pony Make-up Some DVDs Some books A bike with 12 gears A skateboard An ice-cream maker Lots of very expensive dolls My own petting zoo Richer parents
« Serbian »
Drag Djed Mraz , Ugoditi poslati mene : JEDAN Ljubazan - određeni član - Pi igračka JEDAN stvarnost češljugar JEDAN poni Sastav Nekakav DVDs Nekakav knjiga JEDAN bicikl s 12 poluga mjenjača brzine JEDAN skateboard Dobro led - pavlaka izrađivač Mnogo preskup lijep djeca Moj vlastiti ljubakanje zoološki vrt Bogatiti roditelji
Of priceless value Grandpapa Bleakness , Please pack me : A Affable the Pi toy A actuality goldfinch A pony Compound Some DVDs Some book A bicycle with 12 gearshift celerity A daska za koturanje All right ice cream maker Far too expensive trig little ones My own love-making Zoo Affluent parents
by Rachel Benn
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You have very nice breasts, can I please squeeze them?
« Japanese »
The very splendid chest being allowed to rejoice, are there those and squeezes to me?
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My mother is retarded
« Korean »
My mother delays
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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
« Spanish »
You have always seen grown man naked?
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Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air' I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
« Japanese »
Now, this I Bel Air how became Oji of the town which was called, the bullet my life how concerning being turned, whether upside-down you liked the fact that you take the fair amount which just says me there where me whom you obtain it makes sit down, is the story complete, _ 運動 athletic field at withstand, rise west フィラデルヒィア with time to ' now that ' - ' Yo as for forget do thing I this taxi as for rare be be, but I as for think thing say thing can anything with new say and that dies oh high ナンバー license plate vicinity to come when to ' I neighborhood good Startin makin trouble to I be be 23 person one lil fight and I mother in obtain have can she be enter I I ' maxin ' from many day Chillin relaxin ' The whistle was blown because of the taxi the majority with me in b sphere outside shootin all school everything being cool and using, and thing ' movin of your aunt ' is with the mirror, and it is the uncle place of bell air thing and, ' it dries the house to the bell I pulled out in the house concerning 7 looked at my kingdom which finally or 8 and as for me 叫 am I afterwards ' me being placed with my throne as Oji of the bell air is there in cabbie ' Yo house smell ya
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the half life 2 demo cannot mount on my game
« Czech »
člen určitý polovina duch demo dělostřelectvo hora dále má honba
the half wraith demo cannon mountain next has huntering
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I fuck teens.
« Dutch »
I fuck tienerjaren.
I fuck toes.
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