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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I usually kill cockroaches with my shoe
« Japanese »
私は通常私の靴を持つゴキブリを殺す
I kill the cockroach which usually has my shoes
where are the prostitutes?
« Chinese (traditional) »
在哪裡妓女?
In where prostitute?
by Rick
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
« Spanish »
Gatitos don' t tiene gusto de dicks, porque los gatitos consiguen cogidos por los dicks. Pero los dicks también cogen a assholes. Si usted don' t nos dejó coger a este asshole, we' ¡el re ir a hacer nuestros dicks y gatitos cubrir todo en mierda!
Kittens don' t has taste of dicks, because the kittens obtain taken by dicks. But dicks also takes assholes. If you don' t let take to us this asshole, we' re to go to make ours dicks and kittens cover everything in excrement!
Music is the light of these days.
« Japanese »
音楽はこのごろのライトである。
Music is the light/write of nowadays.
by jura
I must be emo, because I do not jump when I go to shows.
« Japanese »
私は私がショーに行くと私が跳ばないのでemoなる。
Because as for me when I go to show, I do not jump, it becomes emo.
I require three large bundles of tiny bars of hotel soap. Please fetch them for me.
« Japanese »
私はホテルの石鹸の小さい棒の3つの大きい束を要求する。 私のためのそれらを取って来なさい。
I require the bundle whose three of the sticks where the soap of the hotel is small is large. Those because of me are taken, do.
by Veloci-Rapture
I will scratch your back if you scratch mine.
« Croatian »
JA htijenje ogrebotina tvoj leđa ukoliko ogrebotina minirati.
I volition scratch yours caudal if you scratch mine.
elementary my dear watson
« Japanese »
基本私の親愛なるワトソン
Watson who becomes basic my love
Go ahead, make my day.
« Japanese »
先に行きなさい、私の日を作りなさい。
Do to the front to go, make my day.
sex
« Czech »
pohlaví, sexuálnost, rod
sex , sex , kin
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