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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!
« Hungarian »
Well I'll be jocko avuncular!
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suck cock, brother!
« Italian »
juices the tap, the brother!
by Cory (veneno)
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I fuck teens.
« Dutch »
I fuck tienerjaren.
I fuck toes.
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I want you so bad!
« Korean »
나는 나쁜 너를 이렇게 원한다!
Me it will be bad and it will be extensive and it wants like this!
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Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
« French »
Me pardonnez-vous, avez-vous un Poupon gris ?
Do you forgive me, have you a gray Baby in-arms?
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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
« Icelandic »
Hvar í the veröld er Sporvagnsstjóri Sandiego?
Whereinto the world is Motorman Sandwort?
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oh, fuck!
« Korean »
Sexual intercourse of Ohio!
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If I said that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
« Japanese »
That it possessed the splendid body, when I say, you push that to me?
by SL Kayseau
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You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen., But do you recall The most famous reindeer of all? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Had a very shiny nose, And if you ever saw it, You could even say it glows. All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names; They never let poor Rudolph Join in any reindeer games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say: Rudolph with your nose so bright, Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" Then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, You'll go down in history."
« Czech »
Tebe vŘdŘt Blatník a Tanečník a Skok a Hašteřivá ženská , Kometa a Chamtivost a Donder a Blesková válka , Aby ne činit tebe odvolání Člen určitý nejčetnější pověstný sob of celek? Rudolph člen určitý Červeň - Střemhlavý let Sob Mněl jsem jeden dokonalý blýskavý nos , A -li tebe jakkoli pila ono , Tebe could dokonce říci ono být rozpálen. Celek of nedávno sob Zvyklý čemu být veselý a čerpat jemu jména ; Ona nikdy dovolit bezvýznamný Rudolph Utkat se jakýkoliv sob hráč. Někdy jeden mlhavý Štědrý den , Santa came až k říci : Rudolph s tvůj nos asi tolik blýskavý , Nebude tebe být průvodčím má saně dnes večer? " Někdy jak? člen určitý sob Amor jemu Ačkoliv ona pokřikovat mimo s radost , Rudolph člen určitý Červeň - Střemhlavý let Sob , You'll klesnout v ceně do dějiny "
You know Mudguard plus Skipper plus Spring plus Vixen , Comet plus Cupidity plus Donder plus Thunderbolt war , Lest amount you withdrawals The most notorious reindeer of a total of? Redskin the Scarlet Nosedive Reindeer Had a sublime tawdry nose , PLUS li you somehow saw yon , You inch even say yon glow. A total of of newly reindeer Used to laugh plus tank him names ; She never allow unsubstantial Redskin Skirmish whatsoever reindeer sportsman. Sometimes a nebulous Nativity Santa came to say : Redskin with yours nose thereabouts tawdry , Won't you guide has slider tonight? " Sometimes as forth as? the reindeer Love him Not but that she whoop without with joy , Redskin the Scarlet Nosedive Reindeer You'll go down up history "
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Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air' I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
« Japanese »
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