If you spit a a police officer you might get gunned down brutally!
« Japanese »
If the officer is spat, being shot cruelly, perhaps it can,!
Keep your hands off my kids!
almak senin yakışıklı uzakta benim kids!
take thine handsome off my kids!
Humans are making mistakes. God is not.
人間は間違えている。 神はない。
The human has made a mistake. There is no God.
by HilkMAN
Dear Santa,
Please send me a Barbie doll, a Barbie house, my little ponies and lots and lots of yummy scrummy chocolate.
mahal Santa , masiyahan magpadala ako a inihaw manika a inihaw bahay , akin maliit ponies at lots at lots ng yummy kaskasin kending tsokolate.
beloved Yearly , please send me a barbecue puppet a barbecue tenement , my little ponies and lots and lots of yummy scrub chocolate.
by Rachel Benn
How stupid are liberals in your country?
« Japanese »
Is the free person how foolish your national?
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, I'm gonna die!
畜生、畜生、畜生、I' 死ぬことを行くm!
Domesticated fowl and animals raw, domesticated fowl and animals raw, domesticated fowl and animals raw and I' Dying m where it goes!
If I went inside of my house and left you to die would you love
Ai Awn i mewn chan 'm d] a ar ôl 'ch at darfod garech
Or We Go in with ' ores heartburn ] I go after ' dogs to perish you loved
Some thing in life are bad, they can really make you sad. Other things just make you swear and curse.When you're chewing on life's gristle dont grumble, give a whistle and that will help things turn out for the best. and. Always look on the bright side of life.
« Welsh »
Sex thing in life he is being ' heartburn evil , they are being able ' heartburn substantial do ' dogs ' heartburn sad. Other things just do you swear I go I curse When ' dogs stud gnawing astride life sound settle dont I wrangle , I present whistle I go I go I will I confirm things quench because ' group I win. and. Daily look astride ' group ' heartburn radiant I side ' heartburn of life.
by Matt
You are cordially invited to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
vi ste srčen prositi za v poroka od vladar napad živčnosti ter Kate srednji.
you are warmheartly put in for within wedding with soverign thrust nervousness and Desk umbilical.
by Rachel Benn
I am the awesome prussia
JÁ am člen určitý děsivý Prus
SELF am the appalling Prussian
