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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I can see that I'm going blind
« Icelandic »
I be able to see ;l) Alluvial with I am snuggle up to go unquestioning
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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!
« Danish »
Han ser jer hvor du er ligge. Han kende hvor du er vågen. Han kende selv om du har blevet skadelig eller artig , altså gavne godhed sake!
He notices you where you are come. He recognize where you are alert. He recognize even though you've been poisonous or sizeable , consequently be good for goodness sake!
by Rachel Benn
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Keep your hands off my kids!
« Turkish »
almak senin yakışıklı uzakta benim kids!
take thine handsome off my kids!
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Shut the fuck up !
« German »
Close the Bumsen!
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Homer Simpson
« Bulgarian »
Домашно огнище Глупак
Domestic fireplace Foolish
by Anon
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My name is jerk!
« Japanese »
My name is the urgent movement!
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oh god baby you are hotter than a fire cracker on the ass of a metal dog in august
« Chinese (simplified) »
The oh god is small you to compare the fire crisp fritter cake dry heat in a metal dog's donkey in August
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Humans are making mistakes. God is not.
« Japanese »
人間は間違えている。 神はない。
The human has made a mistake. There is no God.
by HilkMAN
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Some thing in life are bad, they can really make you sad. Other things just make you swear and curse.When you're chewing on life's gristle dont grumble, give a whistle and that will help things turn out for the best. and. Always look on the bright side of life.
« Welsh »
Sex thing in life he is being ' heartburn evil , they are being able ' heartburn substantial do ' dogs ' heartburn sad. Other things just do you swear I go I curse When ' dogs stud gnawing astride life sound settle dont I wrangle , I present whistle I go I go I will I confirm things quench because ' group I win. and. Daily look astride ' group ' heartburn radiant I side ' heartburn of life.
by Matt
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If you spit a a police officer you might get gunned down brutally!
« Japanese »
If the officer is spat, being shot cruelly, perhaps it can,!
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