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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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i wish i spoke czech as well as the internet. *sigh*
« Czech »
já přát si já paprsek kola Čech jakož i člen určitý internovaná osoba. vzdychat
self wish self spoke Czech as well as the intern. sigh
it looks like a cheeseball you fool, not a grapefruit.
« Japanese »
それはあなたがだますcheeseball、ないグレープフルーツのように見える。
That is visible cheeseball which you deceive, like the grapefruit which is not.
:)
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Someday, somehow, i will do the first ever mexican wave on the moon. Or perhaps a moonwalk.
« Korean »
언젠가, 여하튼, 나는 달에 전대 미문 멕시코 파를 할 것이다. 또는 아마 moonwalk.
Some day, anyway, will do the squadron elegant prose Mexico green onion at month. Or probably moonwalk.
:)
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Can i have a chocolate chip cookie please?
« Korean »
나는 초콜릿 칩 쿠키가 있어서 좋은가?
I is a chocolate chip cookie and?
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my pussy is great
« Russian »
мой pussy больш
my pussy is large
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How big is your penis?
« Latin »
Quantus est vestri penis?
How great is your tail?
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107
Jesus fell asleep in the wrong house.
« Hungarian »
Jézus nyersbőr alva -ban rossz ház.
Jesus rawhide asleep ban he's bad place.
by Kelley
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Jesus always had a pumpkin pie in his pocket.
« Romanian »
Jesus always had un pumpkin plăcintă înăuntru lui buzunar.
Jesus always had an pumpkin waffle in him pocket.
by Kelley
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Get your hands outta my pants please, my gnome lives there.
« Chinese (simplified) »
得到我的裤子喜欢的您的手outta,我的地精生活那里。
Obtains your hand outta which my pants like, my polygonum multiflorum lives there.
by Kelley
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i want some vokda and a Polaroid.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我想要某一vokda和人造偏光板。
I want some vokda and the man-made leaning worn out fur woman with no pubic hair.
by Kelley
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