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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I would rather throw myself in front of a train
« Portuguese »
Eu jogar-me-ia um pouco na frente de um trem
I would play a little in the front of a train
I am sick and tired of your bullshit.
« German »
Ich bin krank und von Ihrem Bullshit müde.
I am ill and from your bulletin hit tired.
by Jeremy
Death by chocolate
« Latin »
Nex per chocolate
Violent death very chocolate
I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.
« Croatian »
I'd izaæi na zrak bojazan od sporazum na bojazan od neznanje bilo koji dan.
I'd take the air misgiving with agreement at an misgiving with ignorance whichever day.
by Gauldar
you cannot teach an old dog new tricks
« Chinese (traditional) »
您不可能教一條老狗新的把戲
You are impossible to teach old dog new acrobatics
catch the tiger by the toe
« Latin »
reprehendo tiger per toe
to blame tiger very toe
Where ever you are, there you are.
« Japanese »
ある一方、そこにある。
Although certain there is there.
President-elect Barack Obama pledged on Wednesday to have an economic plan ready for action on the nation's financial crisis on his first day in office. "Help is on the way," he declared.
« Latin »
Praesieo - desumo Barack Obama spondeo in Wednesday habeo an parcus intentio promptus pro factum in populus financial articulus in suus primoris dies in muneris. " succurro est in way, " is ostendo sum.
To sit before to select Barack Obama betroth upon Wednesday to have or sparing intention ready for deed upon populace financial a moment upon his first day upon service. " to run up under is upon way , " this show to be.
hello, how are you?
« Finnish »
Hei , kuinka aari te?
bye , how are you?
kiss my shiny metal ass
« Japanese »
私の光沢がある金属のろばに接吻しなさい
The metal which has my gloss it is slow kiss
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