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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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When I look in your eyes, all of my problems are forgotten and everything feels right again.
« Japanese »
私があなたの目を見るとき、私の問題すべては忘れられ、すべては再度右に感じる。
When I look at your eye, my problem everything is forgotten, as for everything is moved for the second time by the right.
can i say that I love you? Because I very much do...
« Croatian »
mogu li ono što je kazano taj Volim te? Jer JA vrlo velik dio obaviti.
can I it which had Casanova this I love you? Because I superlative part of complete.
To be or not to be, that is the question.
« Japanese »
あるためにはまたはないために、それは質問である。
For a certain or because it is not, that is question.
Ask what you can do for your country, not what your country can do for you.
« Czech »
Ptát se jaký tebe pocínovat pøemoci tvùj kraj , ne jaký tvùj kraj pocínovat pøemoci tebe.
Question what you tin surmount yours section , no what yours section tin surmount you.
pain is inevitable suffering is optional
« Latin »
poena est inevitable patientia est optional
pain is inevitable patience is optional
Has anyone ever told you that you are angry when you are beautiful?
« Danish »
Har en nogen sinde fortalt jer at du er gal i hovedet hvor du er smuk?
Has a ever told you that you are mad where you are good-looking?
Never assume the toilet in your hotel has been sanitized for your protection.
« German »
Nehmen Sie nie an, dass die Toilette in Ihrem Hotel für Ihren Schutz saniert worden ist.
Never assume that the toilet in your hotel for your protection was reorganized.
I left my socks at your house last night
« Czech »
JÁ levá strana má ponožky v tvùj dùm vèera veèer
SELF verso has socks within yours household last night
The end is not was but is there to the end of the human waste.
« Japanese »
端はそこになかったり人の排泄物の端にあるないが。
There is no edge there and/or there is an edge of excretory ones of the person it is not, but.
by Ricky Bobby
your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries
« Romanian »
al tãu mamã was un hamster ºi al tãu tatã smelt de elder berries
your mother was an anchovy and your father smelt from elder berries
Nice shirts like you!