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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Would you like to sleep with me!?
« Chinese (simplified) »
您要不要与我睡觉! ?
You must sleep with me! ?
I dropped my iPod from four stories...will it be alright?
« Korean »
나는 4개의 이야기에서 나의 iPod를… 그것 확실히 일 것이다 떨어뜨렸는가?
Me iPod from talk 4… It positively will be and dropped?
Damn, this fucking thing won't fucking load!
« Japanese »
ののしり、このとても事won' tのとても負荷!
Denunciation and this very thing won' Very the load of t!
The things that go bump in the night live under my bed.
« Japanese »
隆起夜生きている下の私のベッド行く事。
The bulging night below having lived, my bed going.
by Kittay
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
« Portuguese »
Eu desejo desejar o desejo que você deseja desejar, mas se você deseja ao desejo os desejos da bruxa, I won' desejo de t o desejo que você deseja desejar.
I desire to desire the desire that you desire to desire, but if you desire to the desire the desires of the witch, I won' desire of t the desire that you desire to desire.
by superkat
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
« Icelandic »
ÉG saga Susie lota í a skór skína búð. Hvar hún sits hún skína , og hvar hún skína hún sits.
I saw Susie turn into a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shine , and where she shine she sits.
Oh, fuck.
« Icelandic »
Núll , ríða.
Zero , screw.
by superkat
You smell like rotten fish, go take a bath.
« Japanese »
腐った魚のように、行く取る浴室を臭いがする。
Like the fish which rots, smell does the bathroom which goes and takes.
I'm a little tea cup, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.
« Japanese »
I' m少しティーカップ、不足分およびスタウト。 私のハンドルは、ここにである私の口ここにある。
I' m a little tea cup, shortage and the stout. As for my handle, there is my oral here which is here.
by superkat
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down! Rick Roll bitches!
« Japanese »
あきらめることを決して行き失望させることを決して行く! リックロールは不平を言う!
Abandoning never it goes and being disappointed never it goes! [ritsukuroru] is dissatisfaction!
by Heliumboy
Nice shirts like you!