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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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What the Hell's wrong with you? Get UP!
« Japanese »
What' あなたとのsの悪事か。 起きなさい!
What' The wrongdoing of your s? Occur!
That fat bitch will never get cock
« Czech »
Aby hloupý čubka vůle nikdy brát kohout
That stupid bitch wills never nibble cock
Why is my wiener always stiff in the morning?
« Dutch »
Waarom is mijn worstje altijd stijf in de ochtend?
Why is my sausage link always rigid in the morning?
I am spying on your girlfriend.
« Dutch »
Ik spioneer op uw meisje.
I spy on your little girl.
by Meep
Look
« Russian »
Посмотрите
You will look
Honestly, how could you mess this sentence up?
« Czech »
Čestný , jak? could tebe porce jídla tato věta autobus?
Honourary , as forth as? inch you mess this sentence bus?
My name is Michael, I got a nickle, I got a nickle shiny and new. I'm gonna buy me all kinds of candy. That's what I'm gonna do
« Slovenian »
moje ime je Mihelovo , sem dobil a hudič , sem dobil a hudič blesteč ter nov. I'm gonna podkupiti mi vseh mogočih vrst sladkorček. to kakšen I'm gonna delati
my name is Michaelmas , I received however the evil one , I received however the evil one splendent and young. I'm gonna to oil the wheels we all kinds of pastile. this what kind of I'm gonna work
Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I have become sounding brass or a clanging cymbal. And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing... And now abide faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love.
« Slovenian »
četudi jaz slišati se s kvasač od men ter od angel , šele življati ne ljubezen , imam postati sondiranje med ali a zvok cimbale. ter četudi imam namazan jezik prerokovanje , ter razumeti vsi skrivnosten ter vsi znanost , ter četudi imam vsi vera , tako da jaz strjena lava premestitev planina , šele življati ne ljubezen , jaz sem nič. ter zdaj vztrajanje vera , upanje , ljubezen , od this tri ; šele največji od od this je ljubezen.
though yours truly speak with wind-jammer with men and with seraphim , till then have thingummy preference , I have wear sounding yellow copper whether however voice cymbal. and though I have the gift of the gab sort , and twig young and old unsearchably and young and old science , and though I have young and old unestablished church , so that yours truly indurate lava transpisition mountain , till then have thingummy preference , it's me scratch. and today persistency unestablished church , vista , preference , these three ; till then the greatest with these there is preference.
by Michael Escher
Chocolate frogs taste like slime.
« Greek »
Προτίμηση βατράχων σοκολάτας όπως slime.
Preference of frogs of chocolate as slime.
by hadley Jaeger
Would you like to do the chores for me?
« Spanish »
¿Usted tiene gusto de hacer las tareas para mí?
You have taste to make the tasks for me?
Nice shirts like you!