Lies! This is all just a conspiracy theory made up by the government, so as to slow down my progress on my world domination plans!
うそ! これは私の世界の統治の計画の私の進歩を減速するために政府が構成しているすべてにちょうど陰謀理論である!
Lie! As for this government constitutes in order to decelerate my progress of plan of rule of my world, entirely exactly it is conspiracy theory!