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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Cock it like a shotgun. Cock it, cock it!
« Danish »
Handyr sig lige en skud. Handyr sig , handyr sig!
Cock themselves straight a shot. Cock themselves , cock themselves!
by AJ
Why not now?
« Japanese »
なぜ今か。
Why now?
to the victor go the spoils
« Spanish »
al vencedor van los escombros
to the winner the rubbish goes
I have huge green snakes in my bed. Please get my toaster and kill it.
« Japanese »
私に私のベッドで巨大な緑ヘビがある。 私のトースターを得、殺しなさい。
In me there is an enormous green snake with my bed. Profit and the murder do my toaster.
by T-shirt
A nun, a priest, and a boy walk into a bar.
« Japanese »
棒への尼僧、司祭および男の子の歩行。
Walking of nun, priest and boy to stick.
by Doug
No one is so brave that he is not disturbed by something unexpected.
« Japanese »
彼が予想外何かによって妨げられないほど誰も勇敢ではない。
By him unexpected something is not obstructed extent no one who is brave.
There's a vampire behind me and bit me and gave me a penny in exchange for my blood.
« Norwegian »
Det er en vampire bak meg og bit meg og ga meg en penny inne bytte for meg blod.
It is a vampire at the back my and bit my and donated my a pencil in booty for my blood.
I have a dick
« Japanese »
私に嫌なやつがある
There is a hateful person in me
The truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last dying breath i would apologize for bleeding on your shirt.
« Slovenian »
resnica je vi strjena lava razporek svoj grlo ter s svoj nedoločni zaimek zadnjikrat umirajoč sapa jaz hoteti opravičiti se zakaj krvavitev naprej vaš srajca.
veracity there is you indurate lava slit your weasand and with your one lately fey gale yours truly yammer to vindicate o.s. why hemorrhage upward yours shirt.
Do you know who ate all the donuts?
« Chinese (simplified) »
您是否知道谁吃了所有油炸圈饼?
Whether you did know who ate all fried in oil the circle cake?
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