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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
There's a vampire behind me and bit me and gave me a penny in exchange for my blood.
« Norwegian »
Det er en vampire bak meg og bit meg og ga meg en penny inne bytte for meg blod.
It is a vampire at the back my and bit my and donated my a pencil in booty for my blood.
I have a dick
« Japanese »
私に嫌なやつがある
There is a hateful person in me
The truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last dying breath i would apologize for bleeding on your shirt.
« Slovenian »
resnica je vi strjena lava razporek svoj grlo ter s svoj nedoločni zaimek zadnjikrat umirajoč sapa jaz hoteti opravičiti se zakaj krvavitev naprej vaš srajca.
veracity there is you indurate lava slit your weasand and with your one lately fey gale yours truly yammer to vindicate o.s. why hemorrhage upward yours shirt.
Do you know who ate all the donuts?
« Chinese (simplified) »
您是否知道谁吃了所有油炸圈饼?
Whether you did know who ate all fried in oil the circle cake?
i could NEVER EVER run vista my comp would divide by zero and create a wormhole of lameness that i'd never escape
« Czech »
já could NIKDY JAKKOLI běh průhled má comp chtěl bych dělit do bod mrazu a jmenovat jeden červotočina of bědování aby i'd nikdy divoce rostoucí rostlina
self inch NEVER SOMEHOW swift vista has comp would portion up zero plus nominate a wormhole of wail that i'd never escape
Too many cooks spoil the stew.
« Japanese »
余りにも多くのコックはシチューをだめにする。
Even in remainder many cocks make the stew useless.
Never going to give you up, never going to let you down, never going to turn around and desert you.
« Czech »
Nikdy existující až k darovat tebe autobus , nikdy existující až k dovolit tebe dole , nikdy existující až k obrátit a neobydlený tebe.
Never subsistent to provide you bus , never subsistent to allow you underneath , never subsistent to wind plus waste you.
Phelps suspended, dropped by Kellogg
« Welsh »
Phelps crogedig , ddefnynedig at Kellogg
I dug hung , dropped to Kellogg
Laughing my ass off
« Korean »
나의 당나귀를 일소에 붙이기
Attaching my donkey in smile,
by nyepie
Have the survey team submitted the data today?
« Japanese »
調査班はデータを今日堤出したか。
The data the present embankment it put out the investigation group?
Nice shirts like you!