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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I m going to kill myself
« Croatian »
JA m idući u ubiti ja osobno
I Munich going to zap myself
pau no cu do surdo
« English »
wood in cu of the deaf person
madeira no cu da pessoa surda
he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
« Japanese »
彼は彼がだった知的考えた円形になり、それらを実行してもらった誰でもの上で。 そして彼がいかに言ったか誰かは知的またはそれらがガラスを身に着けていたかどうかではなかった。 they'なら; 再彼を来ることを見る時利発、それらを取りなさい!
With someone where he intellectual he is becomes the circle which was thought, has executing those on the thing. And he how said, whether or not as for someone intellectual or those had applied the glass to the body, was not. they& If #039; When re-him looking at that it comes, intelligence, take those!
Tickle me Elmo
« Japanese »
私をElmoくすぐりなさい
The Elmo [ku] the [ri] do me immediately
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
« Czech »
Nesmím bát se. Bát se is člen určitý mysl - zabij k. Bát se is člen určitý krátký - krveprolití aby nést celek přeškrtat. JÁ vůle čelit má bát se. JÁ vůle dopustit ono až k minout mne a docela mne.
I mustn't suspect. Suspect is the mind killer Suspect is the succinct massacre that sustain a total of obliterate. SELF wills weather has suspect. SELF wills take yon to slip over me plus quite me.
Turquoise
« Korean »
터키석
Republic of Turkey three
Happy ducks like to dance on yellow streetlamps!
« Greek »
Οι ευτυχείς πάπιες επιθυμούν να χορεψουν κίτρινα streetlamps!
You become happy ducks they wish they dance yellow streetlamps!
by emily
Wank
« Japanese »
自慰しなさい
Self-consolation do
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
« Japanese »
素晴らしいボディを有するように私が言ったら、私にそれを押しつけるか。
That it possesses the splendid body, when I say, you push that to me?
by Bryan
i piss excellence
« Korean »
우수가 나에 의하여 소변을 본다
Excellently in compliance with sees the urine
Nice shirts like you!