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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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What is love? Baby dont hurt me. Dont hurt me no more!
« Japanese »
愛は何であるか。 赤ん坊は私を傷つけない。 私をこれ以上傷つけてはいけない!
Is love what? The baby does not damage me. Me above this you do not have to damage!
Shaken, not stirred
« Italian »
Agitato, non mescolato
Mental patient, not stirred
Cock it like a shotgun. Cock it, cock it!
« Danish »
Handyr sig lige en skud. Handyr sig , handyr sig!
Cock themselves straight a shot. Cock themselves , cock themselves!
by AJ
Why not now?
« Japanese »
なぜ今か。
Why now?
to the victor go the spoils
« Spanish »
al vencedor van los escombros
to the winner the rubbish goes
I have huge green snakes in my bed. Please get my toaster and kill it.
« Japanese »
私に私のベッドで巨大な緑ヘビがある。 私のトースターを得、殺しなさい。
In me there is an enormous green snake with my bed. Profit and the murder do my toaster.
by T-shirt
A nun, a priest, and a boy walk into a bar.
« Japanese »
棒への尼僧、司祭および男の子の歩行。
Walking of nun, priest and boy to stick.
by Doug
No one is so brave that he is not disturbed by something unexpected.
« Japanese »
彼が予想外何かによって妨げられないほど誰も勇敢ではない。
By him unexpected something is not obstructed extent no one who is brave.
There's a vampire behind me and bit me and gave me a penny in exchange for my blood.
« Norwegian »
Det er en vampire bak meg og bit meg og ga meg en penny inne bytte for meg blod.
It is a vampire at the back my and bit my and donated my a pencil in booty for my blood.
I have a dick
« Japanese »
私に嫌なやつがある
There is a hateful person in me
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