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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Rather boring
« Japanese »
むしろ退屈する
On the other hand you are bored
Silly Cloud, don't bring a sword to a gunfight!
« Serbian »
Luckast Oblak , nemoj donijeti jedan mač za jedan topovski paljba!
Silly Cloud , don't yield a sword after a cannon discharge!
by Fenryk
Our Soviet Union subjugates the whole world Like a gigantic bear from the East. The sheep wander aimlessly, without any cause, Yet the Soviet bear's on the hunt. Our brotherhood's a good life, Our generosity is without compare. All those with us are strong, All those against us, beware. It'd be a shame if we had hardships. To all those around us, it's not worth your while If we were to turn you to ashes. We thank you profoundly, and bow to you deeply, From the mightiest nation in all the world.
« Russian »
Наш Советский Союз покоряет весь свет Как исполинский медведь от востока. Овцы бродяжничают безцельно, без любой причины, Но Совет bear' s на охоте. Наше brotherhood' жизнь A.S. хорошая, наша шедрость снаружи сравнивает. Вс те с нами сильны, Вс те против нас, beware. It' d стыд если мы имели беды. К всему те вокруг нас, it' стоимость s не ваш промежуток времени Если мы были повернуть вас к золам. Мы благодарим вас глубокомысленно, и обхватываем к вам глубоки, От самой могущественной нации в полностью мире.
Our Soviet Union subjugates the whole world As gigantic bear from the east. Sheep wander [beztselno], without any reason, But the council of bear' s on the hunting. Our brotherhood' life A.S good, our generosity outside compares. [Vs] those with us are strong, [Vs] those against us, beware. It' d shame if we had misfortunes. To everything those around us, it' cost s not your time interval if we were turn you to the ashes. We thank you thoughtfully, and we clench to you they are deep, from most powerful nation in completely the peace.
its snowing like crazy in the mountains. We should go skiing dude.
« French »
sa chute de neige comme fou dans les montagnes. Nous devrions aller type de ski.
its snowfall like insane in the mountains. We should go standard from ski.
What do you want from me?
« Japanese »
何が私からほしいと思うか。
You think that we want something from me?
by Forest
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
« Portuguese »
Seja sempre cuidadoso da Software Engineer que carreg uma chave de fenda.
Either always careful of the Engineer Software that carreg a crack key.
Sham wow!
« Chinese (simplified) »
假哇!
False ha!
by Foster
Life is not measured by the breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away.
« Croatian »
Život nije odmjeren mimo dah te uzeti ali mimo tren taj uzeti tvoj dah daleko.
Curriculum vitae is not undemonstrative past whiffle these to take limit past wink this to take yours whiffle far away.
I was wondering if a lovely young man like you would be willing to join me for an invigorating cup of tea.
« Czech »
JÁ was divení se -li jeden krásný mladík do téže míry tebe chtěl bych být ochotný až k spojit mne do neurč. člen osvěžit číše of čaj.
SELF was wondering li a neat stripling like you would subsist accommodating to merge me up neurč. member sweeten goblet of tea.
by Maria
Your mom was good in bed.
« Japanese »
あなたのお母さんはベッドでよかった。
Your mother may be the bed.
Nice shirts like you!