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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Sir! I have milked your nipples for the last time!
« Icelandic »
herra ÉG hafa mjaltamaður þinn brjóstvarta fyrir the síðastur tími!
lord I á brjósti milker thy nipple pay lip service to the rearmost while!
Tickle me Elmo
« Japanese »
私をElmoくすぐりなさい
The Elmo [ku] the [ri] do me immediately
tom has a hot ass.
« Japanese »
トムに熱いろばがある。
There is a hot donkey in [tomu].
I want to fuck your tight little pussy
« French »
Je veux baiser votre petit chat serré
I want to kiss your tight kitten
the weather sucks
« Japanese »
天候は吸う
It inhales the weather
by Arab
blah blah fish
« Chinese (simplified) »
瞎说鱼
Talks nonsense the fish
Confused Mexicans eat concrete daily.
« Welsh »
'n bendraphen Mexicans bori 'n ddiriaethol 'n ddyddiol.
' heartburn helter-skelter Mexicans graze ' heartburn concrete ' heartburn daily.
by emily
Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
« German »
Raum… die abschließende Grenze. Diese sind die Reisen des starship Unternehmens. Sein Fünfjahresauftrag: zu merkwürdige neue Welten erforschen, neues Leben und neue Zivilisationen aussuchen, um mutig zu gehen wohin kein Mann vorher gegangen ist.
Area… the concluding border. These are the journeys starship of the enterprise. Its five-yearly order: too strange new worlds investigate, new life and new civilizations select, over courageously to go where no man before went.
Would you fuck me?
« English »
Would you fuck me?
Você foder-me-ia?
Where is the bathroom? I have to make a gigantic bowel movement.
« German »
Wo ist das Badezimmer? Ich muss einen gigantischen Stuhlgang bilden.
Where is the bathroom? I must form a gigantic chair course.
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