Do you want to date my avatar
Usted quiere hasta la fecha a mi avatar
You want transformation to date
by Adamant
Who is smarter - the average American or a small shrew?
だれがよりスマート-平均アメリカか小さい口やかましい女であるか。
Someone the smart - even America it is the small nagging woman?
I would like to have sex with your anus
私はあなたのanusが付いている性を有することを望む
I desire the fact that it possesses the characteristic where your anus has been attached
Tanto va la gatta al lardo che ci lascia lo zampino
Geht viel das gatta eins zum lardo, dass es dem zampino uns lässt
Molto gatta quello va al lardo che li lascia a zampino
blah blah fish
瞎说鱼
Talks nonsense the fish
I have genital warts. Does that raise the price of a no pants dance?
私に生殖疣がある。 それはNOのズボンのダンスの価格を引き上げないか。
There is a reproduction wart in me. Doesn't that pull up the price of dance of the pants of NO?
by Matt
The Onion is a false news organization that makes humorous news stories.
葱是做幽默新闻报导的一个错误新闻组织。
The onion is makes the humorous newspaper report a wrong news organization.
In the dark, everything is potentially a basketball.
在黑暗，一切是潜在地篮球。
In darkness, all are the latent basketballs.
mommy, my butt exploded.
お母さんは、私のバット爆発した。
The mother exploded my bat.
I enjoy cookies very much.
Gozo de las galletas mucho.
Joy of cakes much.
