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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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i swear i never eat whale
« Japanese »
私は私が決してクジラを食べないことを誓う
I swear that I never do not eat the whale
by onyachamp
Please go out and pick me up some coffee for the children.
« Japanese »
出かけ、子供のためのコーヒーの上の私を選びなさい。
Choose me on the coffee for the going out and the child.
Existia um cachorro que se chamava Pradentro. Aí o dono dele chegou e falou: Pradentro pra fora! aí o cachorro ficou doido e morreu!
« English »
A dog existed that if called Pradentro. There the owner of it arrived and spoke: Pradentro pra is! there the dog was crazy and died!
Um cão existiu isso se Pradentro chamado. Lá o proprietário dele chegou e raio: O pra de Pradentro é! lá o cão era louco e morrido!
by Roger bolivian
Alvin is black
« Hungarian »
Alvin van fekete
Underworld there is black
We get signal! What you say? All your bass are belong to us.
« Greek »
Παίρνουμε το σήμα! Αυτό που λέτε; Όλες οι πέρκες σας είναι ανήκουν σε μας.
We take the signal! What you say? All your poles are belong in us.
I like big butts and i cannot lie
« Portuguese »
Eu gosto de extremidades grandes e eu não posso encontrar-se
I taste of butts great and I cannot meet
how many ways can you count to ten? i can count an unlimited number of ways!
« Latin »
quot mores can vos duco excolo? ego can duco an infinitus numerus of mores!
how many morium can you to lead on the march to honor? I can to lead on the march or unlimited total of morium!
Everything today is thoroughly modern! Everything today makes yesterday slow! It's not insanity, says Vanity Fair! In fact, it's stylish to raise your skirts and bob your hair!
« Hungarian »
Minden ma van teljesen korszerű! Minden ma ideiglenes tákolmány tegnap lassú! Az nem elmezavar , mond Öltözőasztal Vásár! Valójában , az elegáns -hoz emelés -a perem és nehezék -a haj!
Everything yet today there is totally modern! Everything yet today makeshift yesterday slow! The not insanity , tell Dressing-table Sale! In reality , the elegant yield raising the marge and plumb the hair!
a cat is very fast animal if you consider her weight and if she is in a open field among flowers
« Japanese »
猫は彼女の重量を考慮すれば、そして彼女が花間の開いた分野にあれば非常に速い動物である
If the cat considers her weight, if and it is in the field which she opened between the flowers, it is the very fast animal
Fuck me hard
« Chinese (traditional) »
艱苦與我性交
Difficultly with my sexual intercourse
Nice shirts like you!