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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Today I was drunk driving when I crashed in the sewer full of shit. The fucking policeman gave me a ticket for reckless driving that motherfucker
« Korean »
오늘 나는 나가 배설물의 하수구에서 충분히 부술 때 취중 운전이었다. 지독한 경찰관은 저에게 motherfucker 부주의 운전을 위한 표를 주었다
Today I when I break enough from the drain of the body waste, was drunk driving. The police officer who is severe gives the ticket for motherfucker reckless drivings in me,
the weather sucks
« Japanese »
天候は吸う
It inhales the weather
by Arab
I would like to have sex with your anus
« Japanese »
私はあなたのanusが付いている性を有することを望む
I desire the fact that it possesses the characteristic where your anus has been attached
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
« Korean »
얼마 나무를 우드척은 우드척이 나무를 가볍게 칠 수 있던 경우에, 가볍게 칠는가?
How much tree the wood the wood the tree to be light seven possibility is tight tight and in case, is light painting?
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
« Japanese »
Carpeのdiem。 日、男の子を握りなさい。 あなたの生命を異常にさせなさい。
Diem of Carpe. Day, grasp the boy. Make your life abnormal.
blah blah fish
« Chinese (simplified) »
瞎说鱼
Talks nonsense the fish
The first foreign word Mr. Bandic ever learned was "kaj".
« Croatian »
najprije stran riječ Gospodin. Razbojnik ikada učen je kaj ".
first strange a word Mr. Bandit once literary had what ".
by memyself
Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
« German »
Raum… die abschließende Grenze. Diese sind die Reisen des starship Unternehmens. Sein Fünfjahresauftrag: zu merkwürdige neue Welten erforschen, neues Leben und neue Zivilisationen aussuchen, um mutig zu gehen wohin kein Mann vorher gegangen ist.
Area… the concluding border. These are the journeys starship of the enterprise. Its five-yearly order: too strange new worlds investigate, new life and new civilizations select, over courageously to go where no man before went.
English to Danish and back again. See what's lost (or gained) in translation.
« Danish »
Engelsk hen til Dansk og igen igen. Se efter hvad er bortkommet ( eller skaffe ) i gengivelse.
British to Danish and again again. Look for what's lost ( or afford ) to representation.
It's never too late to get it back.
« Czech »
It's nikdy příliš bývalý až k brát ono bek.
It's never too quondam to nibble yon back.
Nice shirts like you!