Darling, please bring me a dry Martini.
Basse , behage overbringe mig en gold Martini.
Big fat man , please bring me a sterile March.
I would like to have sex in the back of a pickup truck.
« Japanese »
I desire the fact that it possesses the characteristic of the back
section of the small truck.
Penis.
« Slovenian »
virile member, prick
I want to fuck you like an animal.
« Spanish »
Desire to vetoes to the excrement that has taste of an animal.
suddenly, SPIDERS! HUNDREDS OF THEM!
hirtelen , Pókok! SZÁZ Mindegyiküknek!
suddenly , Spiders! FIVESCORE Of them all!
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
« Icelandic »
It's better to sustenance thy mouth struck and give the track ;l) you're stupid while to outspoken there and remove total doubtfulness.
You're meant to put in English and it translates to X language and back from that to English for humorous outcomes.
You're vilis ut loco in English quod is reddo ut X lingua quod abhinc ut ut English pro humorous eventus.
You're cheap when to place upon English and this to repeat when X language and ago when when English for humorous outcome.
I am looking for a date. Want to go to dinner?
« Latin »
I to be facial expression for a short time acorn. I want when to make for dinner?
I wouldn't be doint that If I were myself in your way.
« Swedish »
SELF wouldn't become do that If I were him myself in your ways.
Dear Santa,
Please send me:
A Winnie-the-Pooh toy
A real goldfish
A pony
Make-up
Some DVDs
Some books
A bike with 12 gears
Richer parents
Anwylyd Santa , Blesio anfon 'm : A Winnie - 'r - Pw chorodyn A 'n sylweddol goldfish Ferlen Gwna - i fyny Rhyw DVDs Rhyw llyfrau Beic ag gears 'n ablach rhieni
Beloved d , Please send ' ores : I go Winnie ' group Pooh trifle I Go ' heartburn substantial goldfish Pony Do up Sex DVDs Sex books Bicycle with gears ' heartburn abler parents
by Rachel Benn
