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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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My bologna has a first name, it's o-s-c-a-r, my bologna has a second name it's m-e-y-e-r, I love to eat it every day and if you ask me what I say, oscar meyer has a way with b-o-lo-g-n-a.
« Japanese »
There is a name in my Bologna sausage, that is o-s-c-a-r, there is a 2nd name which is Mayer with that in my Bologna sausage, if the fact that I say is asked to me, as for me everyday eating that dearly, there is a method of the Bologna sausage in oscar Mayer.
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suddenly, SPIDERS! HUNDREDS OF THEM!
« Hungarian »
hirtelen , Pókok! SZÁZ Mindegyiküknek!
suddenly , Spiders! FIVESCORE Of them all!
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Darling, please bring me a dry Martini.
« Danish »
Basse , behage overbringe mig en gold Martini.
Big fat man , please bring me a sterile March.
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I wish that we could be together... Because I love you
« Turkish »
I dilek adl. şu biz -ebil var olmak biraraya. çünkü I aşk sen
I wish many. that we ebil exist together. çünki I love you
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anal rape is not fun. dont try it
« Japanese »
It is not that rape of the anus enjoys and does not try
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Road trip!
« Welsh »
Course I stumble!
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Once upon a time Snow White and the seven dwarfs lived in a small, cosy cottage in Far Far away.
« Croatian »
Whilom Snow White plus seven midget vivid in a small cosy how many in Far away Far away.
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Humans are making mistakes. God is not.
« Japanese »
人間は間違えている。 神はない。
The human has made a mistake. There is no God.
by HilkMAN
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I wouldn't be doint that If I were myself in your way.
« Swedish »
SELF wouldn't become do that If I were him myself in your ways.
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Excuse me, would you like to come back to my place?
« Japanese »
Me, it returned to my place it is and thinks you permit?
Nice shirts like you!