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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
« Japanese »
As for me concerning the 1st only 1 person happiness it is possible not to be. Today is not your day. Tomorrow you do not see carefully.
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Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. Miss Lucy went to heaven and the steamboat went to Hello operator, please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me I will chop off your behind!
« Danish »
Føle savnet af Lucy fik en steamboat , den steamboat fik en klokke. Føle savnet af Lucy blev hen til himmel og den steamboat blev hen til Hallo maskinarbejder , behage indrømme mig antal ni , og selv om jer afbryde mig Ja hugge ned af jeres hale!
Miss Lucy getting a steamboat , the steamboat getting a bell. Miss Lucy went to sky and the steamboat went to Hello operator , please admit me number nine , and even though you abort me Certainly nick down from yours fanny!
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Sweaty balls
« Korean »
땀투성이 공
The [thwu] characteristic picking public affairs
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I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
« Slovenian »
I'm malo èajen , majhen ter èokat.
I'm somewhat teapot , wee and turnipy.
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I like dogs, but wolves are better. Cats are pretty smart too. Sometimes I think the cat owns the human, not the other way around. But griffins are definitely the best.
« Czech »
JÁ do téže míry dogs , aby ne vlky ar lépe. Rajský protlak ar do jisté míry kobaltová modř příliš. Někdy JÁ cenit člen určitý kočka owns člen určitý lidský , ne jinak asi. Aby ne griffins ar jasný člen určitý nejlépe.
SELF like dogs , lest wolves are better. Ketchup are to some extent smart too. Sometimes SELF weigh the pussy cat owns the humane , no the other way aromatically. Lest griffins are shinny the best.
by Kate Halls
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blah blah fish
« Russian »
скучные скучные рыбы
the dull dull fishes
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Tip me over and pour me out!
« Hungarian »
Tanács én felsõ és önt én ki!
Tip am I upper and you am I who!
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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.
« Russian »
Я использовал для того чтобы быть авантюристом как вы, тогда я принял стрелку к колену.
I used in order to be adventurer as you, then I accepted pointer to the elbow.
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your mom has a fuzzy vagina
« Greek »
το mom σας έχει έναν συγκεχυμένο κόλπο
mom you has one confused trick
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I have a rubber chicken named Mr. Taco
« Japanese »
私に氏と示されるTacoゴム製鶏がある
The person there is a Taco rubber make chicken which is shown in me
Nice shirts like you!