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You are an incredibly beautiful woman. he would matter to him to accompany to me to take something?
Usted es una mujer increíblemente hermosa. ¿él importaría a él para acompañar a mí para tomar algo?
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Darling, please bring me a dry Martini.
« Danish »
Basse , behage overbringe mig en gold Martini.
Big fat man , please bring me a sterile March.
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187
I would like to have sex in the back of a pickup truck.
« Japanese »
I desire the fact that it possesses the characteristic of the back section of the small truck.
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186
Penis.
« Slovenian »
virile member, prick
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186
I want to fuck you like an animal.
« Spanish »
Desire to vetoes to the excrement that has taste of an animal.
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185
suddenly, SPIDERS! HUNDREDS OF THEM!
« Hungarian »
hirtelen , Pókok! SZÁZ Mindegyiküknek!
suddenly , Spiders! FIVESCORE Of them all!
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It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
« Icelandic »
It's better to sustenance thy mouth struck and give the track ;l) you're stupid while to outspoken there and remove total doubtfulness.
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You're meant to put in English and it translates to X language and back from that to English for humorous outcomes.
« Latin »
You're vilis ut loco in English quod is reddo ut X lingua quod abhinc ut ut English pro humorous eventus.
You're cheap when to place upon English and this to repeat when X language and ago when when English for humorous outcome.
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I am looking for a date. Want to go to dinner?
« Latin »
I to be facial expression for a short time acorn. I want when to make for dinner?
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183
I wouldn't be doint that If I were myself in your way.
« Swedish »
SELF wouldn't become do that If I were him myself in your ways.
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Dear Santa, Please send me: A Winnie-the-Pooh toy A real goldfish A pony Make-up Some DVDs Some books A bike with 12 gears Richer parents
« Welsh »
Anwylyd Santa , Blesio anfon 'm : A Winnie - 'r - Pw chorodyn A 'n sylweddol goldfish Ferlen Gwna - i fyny Rhyw DVDs Rhyw llyfrau Beic ag gears 'n ablach rhieni
Beloved d , Please send ' ores : I go Winnie ' group Pooh trifle I Go ' heartburn substantial goldfish Pony Do up Sex DVDs Sex books Bicycle with gears ' heartburn abler parents
by Rachel Benn
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