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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Scars on shins and scars on my knuckles Today I woke up in a basketball court Jonjo's in Sydney and he aint returning Im sitting in soho trying to stay drunk
« Latin »
Vix in crus quod vix in meus knuckles Hodie EGO woke sursum in a basketball villa Jonjo's in Sydney quod is aint recidivus Im sitting in soho trying moror madidus
Scarcely upon shin and scarcely upon my knuckles Today I woke upwards upon a basketball country house Jonjo's upon Sydney and this aint returning Im sitting upon soho trying to stay wet
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Vampires do not sparkle.
« Latin »
Lamia operor non mico.
Witch to work not to serve.
You smell like salty garbage.
« Korean »
당신은 짠 쓰레기 같이 냄새맡는다.
You sniff the salty trash together.
I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.
« Portuguese »
Eu dei-lhe meu coração e deu-me uma pena.
I gave my heart and I gave to me a penalty to it.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
« Japanese »
私が言ったら美しいボディを、私に押しつけるそれを有したか。
When I say, it possesses that the beautiful body, is pushed to me and is high.
My hat smells of fish.
« Korean »
물고기의 나의 모자 냄새.
Hat smell of fish justice.
This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind
« Slovenian »
to je nedoloèni zaimek tesen stopnja zakaj èlovek , nedoloèni zaimek velikan poskok zakaj èloveštvo
videlicet one tight tier why poll , one warlock spring why the species
What profits a man if he gain the whole world but loses his soul?
« Filipino »
ano tumubo a tauhan kung siya makinabang ang buo daigdig datapuwa't mawala kanya kaluluwa?
what profit a man whether he gain the whole universe but vanish its soul?
I can has cheeseburger?
« Korean »
나는 깡통 치즈버거가 있는다?
I the empty tin-can cheese pe is the whole family?
I'm Batman!
« Czech »
I'm Pucflek!
I'm Striker!
Nice shirts like you!