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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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it looks like a cheeseball you fool, not a grapefruit.
« Japanese »
それはあなたがだますcheeseball、ないグレープフルーツのように見える。
That is visible cheeseball which you deceive, like the grapefruit which is not.
Someday, somehow, i will do the first ever mexican wave on the moon. Or perhaps a moonwalk.
« Korean »
언젠가, 여하튼, 나는 달에 전대 미문 멕시코 파를 할 것이다. 또는 아마 moonwalk.
Some day, anyway, will do the squadron elegant prose Mexico green onion at month. Or probably moonwalk.
Can i have a chocolate chip cookie please?
« Korean »
나는 초콜릿 칩 쿠키가 있어서 좋은가?
I is a chocolate chip cookie and?
my pussy is great
« Russian »
мой pussy больш
my pussy is large
How big is your penis?
« Latin »
Quantus est vestri penis?
How great is your tail?
Jesus fell asleep in the wrong house.
« Hungarian »
Jézus nyersbőr alva -ban rossz ház.
Jesus rawhide asleep ban he's bad place.
by Kelley
Jesus always had a pumpkin pie in his pocket.
« Romanian »
Jesus always had un pumpkin plăcintă înăuntru lui buzunar.
Jesus always had an pumpkin waffle in him pocket.
by Kelley
Get your hands outta my pants please, my gnome lives there.
« Chinese (simplified) »
得到我的裤子喜欢的您的手outta,我的地精生活那里。
Obtains your hand outta which my pants like, my polygonum multiflorum lives there.
by Kelley
i want some vokda and a Polaroid.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我想要某一vokda和人造偏光板。
I want some vokda and the man-made leaning worn out fur woman with no pubic hair.
by Kelley
i like to fish. Therefor you make no sense
« Korean »
나는 낚시질하고 싶다. 그 때문에 당신은 이해되지 않는다
I do and hook quality. You do not understand because of that
by Kelley
Nice shirts like you!