I have explosive diarrhea. Where is the nearest lavatory?
imam eksploziven driska. kraj je pobliže stranišèe?
I have plosive loosseness of the bowels. whence there is nearer washroom?
Would you like to go to dance with me?
Vildi þú eins og til hátta dans með mig?
Would you as though to undress dance with myself?
Would you like to dance with me?
Skulle du lik till dansa med jag?
Would you like to dance with self?
no smoke without the fire
ei höyrytä ilman ampua
no smoke exclusive plug
While Indian army commandos battled gunmen who launched the coordinated attacks on luxury hotels and other targets in India's financial hub, European governments were reportedly making plans to evacuate their nationals.
Á meðan Indverji her orrusta byssubófi hver sjósetja the hliðstæða árás á lúxus hótel og annar skotmark í Indland fjárhagslegur hjólnöf , Evrópubúi ríkisstjórn varúlfur að því er fréttir herma gerð áætlun til flytja á brott þeirra þjóðlegur.
Meanwhile Indian army battle gunman who launch the parallel attack river luxury hotel and allo- target into India pecuniary nave , European government werewolf snuggle up to accordingly is newscast ape version plan to bring off them national.
Britain’s most high profile Asian businessman had booked a table at the restaurant but at the last minute he felt slightly ill
英本国の話題のアジアビジネスマンはレストランでテーブルを予約したが、どたん場になって彼はわずかに病気に感じた
The Asian businessman of topic of the English home country reserved the table at the restaurant, but becoming the place of execution, he barely was moved by the sickness
how are you doing I haven't seen you in years
hvernig ert þú aðgerð ÉG hæli seen þú í ár
how art you operation I asylum seen you into year
my name is henri.
i am a black cat
i live a life of luxury
my caretakers love me
but i am empty
my filtered water tastes impure
i rarely purr
my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy
it's all the same
i am free
i am imprisoned
my thumbs are not opposable
yet i oppose everything
i make new friends but i seldom keep them
it seems i was made to suffer
and why not?
aren't we all?
the monkey mocks me with every flip
i am lost
everywhere i am scorned
i am like a pendulum that does not swing
if my tail wags it is a reflex action
nothing more
i am haunted
i am henri
mon nom est Henri.
je suis un chat noir
je vis une vie de luxe
mes gardiens m'aiment
mais je suis vide
mon eau filtrée goûte impure
je ronronne rarement
mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes
je suis libre
je suis emprisonné
mes pouces ne sont pas opposables
pourtant je m'oppose à tout
je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement
il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir
et pourquoi pas ?
aren' ; t nous tous ?
le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude
je suis perdu
je suis dédaigné partout
je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas
si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe
rien plus
je suis hanté
je suis Henri
my name is Henri.
I am a black cat
I live a life of luxury
my guards m' like
but I am empty
my filtered water tastes impure
I seldom hum
my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free
I am imprisoned
my inches are not opposable
however I m' oppose to all
I make new friends but I seldom keep them
it seems that j' was incited to suffer
and why not?
aren' T us all?
the monkey scoffs me with each flick
I am lost
I am scorned everywhere
I am as a pendulum which does not balance
if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex
nothing more
I am haunted
I am Henri
by Henri meaow
This Thanksgiving, I suggest that each of us spend some time reflecting on those around us who are giving something for the benefit of humanity – and thank them for what they are giving.
この感謝祭、私は私達のそれぞれがそれらに人間性のために何かを-与えて、与えているものをにそれらに感謝する私達のまわりに反映する時間を使うことを提案する。
This Thanksgiving Day, I each us in those - giving what humanity because, propose that the time when it reflects around us who in those which have been given appreciate in those is used.
by michael mckee
sally and harry sat on a stool
突围和掠夺坐凳子
Breaks through and plundering sits the stool
by Dave
